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A whole article about subhuman monsters with non-functioning eyes and hearts if you like to read that kind of thing.
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“He just seems like an ottoman.”
Word, Paula D.
I stared at this for too long and now I can’t stop deep frying things.
SOMEONE HELP ME!
“He looks like a Hitler-youth love child of Haley Joel Osment and Chuck Norris.”
Wait, is that not a compliment?
Looks like we have to back to the drawing board on wedding vows.
What does “indie-boy handsome face” even mean? Are independent films known for casting attractive men?
He also has, according to Jessica L., the very rare ability to give a “hard-on” to women. Science should probably study this.
No study required. That he gives all women a hard-on is a fact. As the Dothraki would say, “This is known.”
“What started as indifference has turned to hate in the face of the bullying I’ve received.”
Yes, bullying. Because the last time I met a woman who hated Ryan Gosling I punched her in the face.
I usually just kidnap them and take them to a high school so I can stuff them in a locker.
I just murder their families in front of them, then desecrate the corpses. You know, nothing too traumatic. Just to get the point across.
Also, this is the laziest “article” I’ve ever read. It’s a bunch of ridiculous and hyperbolic quotes interspersed with random pictures of Gosling. It’s like the Tumblr of journalism. Ick.
“It’s like the Tumblr of journalism.”
Wait. Is THAT not a compliment?
Sorry. I should have said that this story reads like an “article” on the Daily Mail website. Lots of sexy photos interspersed with infuriating text.
I just kind of laughed in disbelief at every comment. I did like the one about letting nature take its course. But with all those dreamy pictures, I don’t believe Ned Hepburn was convinced.
This isn’t unusual. I know quite a few women who’d like to be “against” Ryan Gosling, if you know what I mean.
“His eyes are a little off, his haircut is terrible and I think I saw him take a shit on my lawn once.” — Nancy R. Vero Beach,
He’s too perfect.
“I can’t even” has never applied more than it does here.
I used to be not into him. I still am not. But he is very good-looking when he’s left alone and just shopping for jazz records and looks like he just crawled out of a mountain cabin with a three-month old beard. And in LA after a few months or years or whatever, that is a welcome welcome look. Not gross and smelly hipster-y. Not looking for attention (if anything putting out a vibe of the opposite). Just a dude looking like a not groomed and manicured actor / director “please see my real type” just going about his day, hanging out doing the same stuff as me on Saturdays… For this, I will always have a fondness.
Of course, thanks to Facetaco’s sleuth observations, I will never not see his dead eyes again.
But one summer (spring?) I saw a masculine, unkept mountain man around town a few times when I really needed it. Ugh that town.
Yay new town!
Reel not real, fuck you autocorrect.
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There’s a link to an article full of vitriol, and the best you can come up with is “he sucks”? COME ON.
short and to the point. the women in that article, like all other women, use way too many words.
I hate a lot of people. Can I make a living writing about them? How does that work, I just put an ad on Craig’s List?
1. Buy a domain name that ends in mag.com. For example, “trollbaitmag.com”
2. Set up a wordpress account that redirects to your new domain name.
3. String paragraphs of hate together. Make sure to reference Hitler at least once so everyone will understand how deep your hate really is.
4. Insert sexy photos of the people you hate in between your paragraphs.
5. Email tips@gawker.com and include a link to your article.
6. Voila!
I can’t believe you gave that advice away for free. SOLID GOLD.
I am I the only one that thinks he looks like a ghost Ryan Reynolds? Or like the mashed potato version?
Say what you will about these ladies’ opinions and the validity of their arguments, W.A.R.G. is a fucking bad-ass acronym.