Sometimes you just can’t do it! It’s important to remember that! Know your boundaries! BREAK OVER! (Thanks for the tip, Werttrew!)
Not cool, Dad. Not cool.
Is it wrong that I’m jealous of this baby because he doesn’t have to worry about hurting his back with poor lifting technique?
Must not have been breast fed
Haha the melon and his toddler head are about the same size.
Some parents use the Baby Einstein program; others go the Baby Camus route.
As he fails again and again to lift the melon, one must imagine the baby as happy.
Honeydew me a favor and help little Johnny pick up that melon.
I’m pretty sure this is actually the first scene of the new Gallagher biopic. Fascinating insight.
My earliest memory: me on the patio with my father and a melon. I try to lift the melon. I cannot. The melon’s weight, nearly equal to my own, is insurmountable. My chest heaves with the fruit-induced humiliation. The next day, after my nap, I do my first reps of pull ups and lunges. This is where my story begins.
-Leaked excerpt from “Total Recall”
lesson learned: don’t bother trying, because people will just laugh at you.
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