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Hey girls! You look nice today. Have you been drinking more water? Do you think I should drink more water? Probably, right? It couldn’t hurt. I always try to get a really big glass and think that that’ll help — having a really big glass of water around all the time. But it’s easy to forget! You know what I mean. Anyway, take a look down at your hands for a second. What do you see? Ten or so fingers? Nail polish, maybe, or the remnants of nail polish? Maybe no nail polish at all? Maybe a ring? That’s all fine, but — and please don’t be embarrassed by this question, I’m not trying to embarrass you — do you know what year it is? I’m just asking because I can tell that none of your rings are robot rings and for me it’s just like, what? Where are you robot rings? Really I’m not trying to be mean, I just honestly do not understand where your robot rings are. Did you leave them at home? Can you go get them?
AT LEAST tell me that this isn’t the first time you’re hearing about robot rings. Please just tell me that. Did you see that they can blink and move their Furby mouth? Ladies? Are you even listening? WHY DO I EVEN TRY? (Via Neatorama.)
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Did he just say “fingerblasturu?”
“So we want to make it more like a character, like when children or their parents play finger games”
I think it’s about time for Chris Hanson-son to step in.
Attention pals! I am a lady lawyer, young and beautiful. And now I am seeking a good man who can give me a real lo;ve, so I got on B i l l i o n a i r e F r i e n d s . C O Mit’s where to find my tr-ue LO-VE….Im lucky!! It is destined that you can also m-e-et your lo-v-e…..GO and have a try…..
Talk to the hand, right?
“When I said I had my eye on a ring, this wasn’t what I meant!” — A woman who is dating Amelia Bedelia, apparently.
That’s my engagement ring.
OUR engagement ring. Nevermind. Forget the whole thing. I’m moving back in with my parents.
That’s exactly what I was thinking! lol @ lizzing
Well, I have been looking for a new way to avoid social interaction. Sign me up.
Oh man, I’d totally use these. And anytime someone would make a joke I wouldn’t laugh but put my hand in their face and slowly open the mouth.
I don’t understand, who thought it was a good idea to design robot rings for women? Those things can’t survive even one dishwashing session!
Ex[i]cuse[/i] me, my eyes are down here!
welp, ya gotta learn the wrong way to do italics sometime!!
Welp, I don’t know how to italicize things.
Triangle bracketz! Otherwise you had it correct THE FIRST TIME
A true robot ring should be a lot more functional than this. It should at least have some kind of Swiss Army Knife-style capabilities. This just looks like a trophy for killing a Furby.
Yes, it should be hung on the wall in the drawing room next to the reindeer beenie baby antlers.
So people laugh at my “cyborg ascot” idea, but THIS is a reality?!
“something racist.”