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AHHHHHHHHHh ahahahahahahahahah! Hey, speaking of this video, how excited is everyone for the release of The Three Stooges this weekend? I’m not joking, I’m so excited. That movie looks incredible. That is the word I think makes the most sense to describe that movie: incredible. Back to this video, though: if this happened in The Three Stooges or any other movie ever you would just be like, well, no, no way, this movie sucks. Luckily, though, it happened in real life, so that we can all enjoy it so much. Hahahahah. LET’S MARRY THIS VIDEO IN THE EYES OF GOD! Caption this video really quick and then come to our party!
Winner will receive special placement AT OUR PARTY! (Thanks for the tip, Megan and Josh!)
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Good thing he auto-corrected his route.
What you can’t see is that the bear was also texting
Actually he was on Twitter: “Throwin’ caution to the wind and going for a walk in the city. #makeitcount”
#honey #salmon
Is there an emoticon for “HOLY SHIT A BEAR!”?
“Cannot find a listing for “Chinese RestauraaaaAAAAAAAH! HOLYSHITIT’SABEAR! FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!” — Siri
He’s still more afraid of the Instagram/Facebook thing than that bear.
Plz like&share if u dont want barz to eat u. Ignore if u want 2 die.
“I know that Videogum party is around here somewh…oooooooo a snack.” –bear.
“were you scared?”
“does a texter shit in his pants?”
DCK PICS PLS OH FUCK
Standard mauling rates may apply.
I’m not sure if he should feel relieved that the bear didn’t chase him or insulted that the bear thought a stationary garbage can was more interesting than him.
“I warned you!”
Sheeeeeeit. Sorry, dj!!!! Darko Boner. The texting dude apparently isn’t the only person who needs to get his head out of his ass.
I’m less upset at the Spider Darko and more upset about the duplication of her moronic face.
At least the Bear guy saw the bear. This dummy still managed to FALL OFF OF A PIER.
What’s a good way to say I’ll deal with a difficult situation well, oh a bear, grin and bear it that’s it
that’s my fuckin’ show.
let the Texts From Grizzly meme commence
Oddly enough, he was texting her.
Behold, the new face of Donna Darko.
I am ashamed.
I think we all know our course of action now.
Only if we live in Oregon, you mean.
gary: do u think our mistakes r permanent?
zelda: what mistakes?
gary: like on a record with god
zelda: what did u do?
zelda: what did u do?
zelda: gary?
gary: sorry i was running from a bear. I guess god does know. lol.
Oh my b didn’t mean to darko you. We darkoin’ all up in this caption contest.
So Darko
His text messaging rates had become almost unbearable. (I’ll show myself out.)
“Place salmon here and here”
This made me laugh. Partly because I imagined Scott Baio writing it. Scott Bear-o.
“Damn Google Maps!”
- this bear
Also, why do you never see the bear and the guy in the same shot?
Stealth Bear!
“omw”
followed by
“no longer omw cuz bear”
#makeitcount
Someone already said this. I did not make it count.
Where’s George Zimmerman when you need him?
Not in prison?
“Well I went out to go get me a cold pop, then I thought somebody had left some old fish out. I said, ‘Oh lord Jesus it’s a bear.’ Then I ran out. I didn’t grab no shoes or nothing, Jesus. I RAN for my life. And then the bear bit me…I got rabies. Ain’t nobody got time for that!”
- Sweet Brown’s son
Jesus saves.
I don’t think he even saw the bear – he probably just heard that Santorum had dropped out and ran home to celebrate
Unlike Treadwell, I do not see a friend in the bear. When I look in to the eyes of the great beast, I see only a half bored interest in food.
I was waiting for a Grizzly Man reference. Thank you!
Wow, he didn’t even paws before he took off!
hey what’s ur sine?
There isn’t an app for that.
“Woop woop whoaWHOAAA AH’M OUTTA HE-UH!” – funny person
It was the bear who called 911, however.
BRB – Be Right Bear
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Chief Wiggum: Book ‘em, Lou.
[points to the bear]
Chief Wiggum: One count of being a bear.
[points to Barney]
Chief Wiggum: And one count of being an accessory to being a bear.