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Dan Murphy, son! Cool as shit. Dan Murphy is the Ryan Gosling in Drive of people. Get him his wallet. It’s the one that says Cool Mothefucker. Run as fast as you can you won’t never catch up to Dan Murphy. Dan Murphy is 2 cool 4 schoooooooowhoaoooooo! (Via Tastefully Offensive.)
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Dan Murpny is the opposite of the opposite of Batman.
Well the opposite of Batman is probably like, fishlady, and the opposite of fish lady is like, probably I don’t know BirdSir? Did you mean that Dan Murphy is BirdSir? Holy fuck, that’s cool.
Actually, since Batman uses the “man” suffix as an archetype that does not reflect upon your ideas of masculinity, or of normative gender, the opposite of Batman would be Fishmachine. Which is also the name of my new metal band.
“Hello Cleveland, we are Fishmachine. This first song is a ballad. (They’re all ballads)”
I hate to break it to you kid, but being cooler than me isn’t actually that great a feat.
“Ditto”
Yeah? Well I can reach the top of the door without climbing. Check and mate, Mr. Murphy.
And I can introduce myself without falling on my face (usually), so we’ve got so much on this kid.
Dan Murphy: Coolest Kid in the Hospital
“You’re not sending me to the Dan Murphy!” — Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze, Batman and Robin (1997)
A face-plant is exactly how I feel every Monday morning.
“Oh really?”
- Gravity
dan murphy is the new michel and sven
Oh, this was delightful.
Kids are so dumb!
My brother used to do that when he was a kid. At some point my dad made him paint the tops of the door frames where he’d scuffed them all. Dan Murphy is probably too cool to be punished like that.
Pride came half a second before the fall.