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Awwwww! Whenever our grandparents would talk about Sad Keanu I never understood what they meant until now. Of course, this meme can’t possibly work because THERE’S NO OTHER KIND OF PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN. But, you know, gotta feed the Internet. NOM NOM NOM and what have you. It’s going to be very weird when celebrities learn about the Sad Celebrity Dot Com and start making sure to always have vaseline on their teeth like some kind of stage-mommed mall queens every time they sit down to eat a turkey wrap. Bottle it up, creeps! (Via TheSuperficial.)
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Capotears.
Almost Famously Sad
Moneybawl
Happiness — NOT!
UNhappiness?
That’s just 100% what I always assumed he looked like at all times.
SIDEBAR: Have you guys seen Along Came Polly? Horrible film, adoy, but holy shit is PSH like the funniest thing ever as a poorly aging child star. The scene where he basically sits in a conference room repeatedly clearing his throat is maybe one of the 10 funniest things I’ve ever seen.
Yes and agree AND also Hank Azaria is equally hilarious as the scuba instructor. That movie was awful, but was worth it for the bit parts.
LET IT RAIN!
he owns that movie.
I really thought he was just doing a Jack Black impression for that whole movie.
Whoa, see below.
I always think he’s Jack Black wearing a blonde wig.
Depression Impossible: 3
Sadnecdoche, NY
The Big LeBlueski
Melancholia!
Before the Devil Knows You’re Sad
Almost Happy
Saddiness
Moaning Mahoney
State and Pain
Boogie Plights
Punch Drunk Self-Loathing
Self-Doubt
This was on the set of Meet the Folkers VII. He shows up when someone says “I wanna see more Hoffman!”
Celebrities drink weird things. Too brownish to be orange juice. Something wheat grass?
He drinks healthy drinks, likes to stay in shape.
It’s Dijon Mustard… soda.
The key to this is in the juice! They need some happy juice.
He must have just rewatched Happiness.
“The Suck Zone!”
Phillip Seymour Hoffman reminiscing about the 2010 National Championship Game
Phillip See More Sadness
Are we sure that’s not Jim Gaffigan.
Phillupset Grievedmore Softman
Death of a Sadman
The Invention of Crying
The Sadvages
Patch Sadams