Someone in Hollywood is developing a Hellraiser TV show. That’s about all I know, the details seem very vague. You could read this blog about it and see if it makes any sense to you, and if it does, let me know, because I read it and I’ve got no idea. But the main point is there might be a Hellraiser TV show soon. Sure. Totally. But what will it be about? What kind of adventures will Hellraiser have?
-Hellraiser’s new roommate is a real slob, but when Hellraiser calls a “house meeting” to discuss his new “chore wheel” it creates tension in the apartment.
-Hellraiser has just met the girl of his dreams at the coffee shop he always hangs out at, but she won’t give him the time of day. To try and get her attention, he hangs her from meathooks!
-It’s a tough week at the office for Hellraiser when he’s passed over for a promotion, and his drunken attempt to redeem himself at the baby shower for Eileen from payroll only leads to more embarrassment.
-It’s the first year that Hellraiser’s parents are coming to his house for the holidays, and it’s a total disaster but it also reminds everyone of the importance of family.
-When a good friend is diagnosed with ovarian cancer, Hellraiser opens up about his own experiences as an overweight child on a Very Special Episode of The Hellraisers.
-Hellraiser asks two girls to prom. Uh oh!
Something like that, probably? The show will be like that exactly?