If this were my Craiglist’s ad it would be for everyone who LOVES Ryan Gosling. I would lure them into a dungeon so that I could have Ryan Gosling all to myself. Eva Mendes is Nightmare Enemy #1.
I think, just by the process of natural selection, everybody who’s still using Craigslist is pretty good at avoiding being lured into dungeons by internet strangers. You should try a more fertile hunting ground. MySpace, maybe.
Overhyped, maybe. Boosted to legendary status due to the insane amount of comedy he put out in a few short years? Certainly. Overrated. Nope. He’s hilarious and deserves the recognition he got.
Also, comedy is the most subjective thing ever, so…
Comedy is subjective, indeed. In my estimation, he is overrated. Regardless, my comment was only meant to reinforce Winwood’s observation that we don’t often agree on shit.
At least this person wasn’t crowdsourcing their research on Twitter. No, just the niche group of Craiglist readers that go through boards looking to talk to some hack about Gosling. Ugh.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
This is redundant.
i could be a woman for this thing. if i tried really hard i could be a woman.
this guys inbox:
Haha, my favorite part is how this is so important that it took the place of a PICTURE OF THE PRESIDENT.
“Get off my blog.”
-Air Force Gosling
I’m sorry, what was this about? I got lost in his eyes.
They’re called deadlights. We all float down here.
Clever idea for a trap, Dismynightmare, but genetic cleansing is not the answer.
If this were my Craiglist’s ad it would be for everyone who LOVES Ryan Gosling. I would lure them into a dungeon so that I could have Ryan Gosling all to myself. Eva Mendes is Nightmare Enemy #1.
I think, just by the process of natural selection, everybody who’s still using Craigslist is pretty good at avoiding being lured into dungeons by internet strangers. You should try a more fertile hunting ground. MySpace, maybe.
I have a feeling that a lot of Ryan Gosling lovers will be at Uncle Thom’s next Tuesday at 7 P.M.
That must be a big cabin.
i’d be afraid to show up.
Nice try, buddy!

I bet Christina Hendricks’ character in Drive didn’t like him very much!!!! Ugh. I’m so tired, you guys.
Does it count if I dislike how much I can’t stop liking him? No? Good, cause I’m just lying to myself.
where did it go? where. did. it. go??????
Yes I dislike Ryan Reynolds
She’s also trying to find a Jersey Shore virgin.
Shouldn’t be TOO hard to find. After all, that’s what Snooki is going to switch to drinking once she reaches the 2nd trimester.
Oh and her baby will be a virgin for the first few years probably. So there’s that…
I like him but didn’t like Drive. Does that count?
Woah, I didnt like Drive either. First time you and I have agreed on important matters. Even a broken blog comment gets to be right twice a day or so.
I may not have your guys’ stature on these boards, but I’ll lend my support to your not-liking Drive cause anyway. Every small opinion counts.
Thank you, cold things.
Bill Hicks is overrated.
Overhyped, maybe. Boosted to legendary status due to the insane amount of comedy he put out in a few short years? Certainly. Overrated. Nope. He’s hilarious and deserves the recognition he got.
Also, comedy is the most subjective thing ever, so…
*Boosted to legendary status due to the insane amount of comedy he put out in a few short years and punctuated by an early, tragic death?
I regret taking godsauce’s contentious joke at Steve’s expense so seriously. I just really like Bill Hicks.
Comedy is subjective, indeed. In my estimation, he is overrated. Regardless, my comment was only meant to reinforce Winwood’s observation that we don’t often agree on shit.
Ah! I see too late that you get my joke. Cheers!
I offer you this as a reconciliation gift: http://www.hulu.com/watch/304824/american-the-bill-hicks-story
Once Jon Hamm reads how much I dislike Ryan Gosling, he’ll surely be mine.
This is going to be the shortest article ever.
“What am I, chopped liver?”
-a
At least this person wasn’t crowdsourcing their research on Twitter. No, just the niche group of Craiglist readers that go through boards looking to talk to some hack about Gosling. Ugh.
this is for Death + Taxes Magazine, which is a great site. Just saying.
35 y.o female and actively dislikes. He just seems like a hipster douche and I can’t separate that image from his films.