Posted on Apr 4th, 2012 by Kelly Conaboy
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Although we just met, you will be missed dearly.
Tags: Burger King, Mary J. Blige
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Is this because she’s the chic Levi Johnston got pregnant?
“The issue is the burger king commercial is thT these agencies visit culture and then do work that is so in authentic it’s embarrassing.” – Hip-hop branding expert and CEO of Translation, Steve Stoute
What does this mean? You’re fired as CEO of Translation.
So… BK is still selling the Crispy Chicken Snack Wrap, right? Asking for a friend.
Well done, Mary J. Blige fans. I too hate it when artists I like to make money off what they’ve created personally for me and my very own enjoyment and no one else’s.
It’s only selling out if you don’t love the product you’re endorsing. I’m not even a celebtiry, but I may or may not have (definitely have) sung a song about Hot Pockets to the tune of the Foreigner song “Hot Blooded.” That doesn’t make me a sellout!
Oh dear, now THAT’s in my head for the day!
I’ll help:
“Hot Pockets, chicken and cheese!”
That’s…that’s as far as I got.
That’s as far as you got? C’mon everything rhymes with cheese.
“The pizza toppings are a hundred degrees”
“I’m hunger sick, these things will cure that disease”
“My favourite Archipelago’s the Florida Keys”
“Can’t spell the name without a couple of T’s”
“I think my heart’s stopped call the ambulance, please”
et cetera, I didn’t have to stop. I didn’t. Wheeze, trees, fees, fleas, Japanese, board of trustees
Gaaa! Now it has words in my head!!
I had to finish the chorus
Hot Pockets, chicken and cheese!
I’m hunger sick, these things will cure that disease
C’mon, baby take a dip in some ranch
Hot pockets…hot pockets…
Strangely coincidentally related story – I saw Foreigner live last summer (free tickets…OR WERE THEY?) – and the lead singer came right up to me to give me a high five in the middle of white I believe was “Cold as Ice” but at the time I was
stonedlost in the moment eating a pizza, and I left him hanging for what felt like 3 minutes. Good story.You are my new best friend.
“funny man Jay Leno.”
hopefully next will be outrage from Leno fans at this egregious misrepresentation of him
I honestly did not realize it was still possible to be perceived as a sellout.