No matter how hard you fall or how embarrassing that fall may be, do remember that if you make a charming enough joke out of your failure, there will still be a group of girls watching, giggling, and talking about how funny you are. (“Sooooo funny.”) And isn’t that really all you wanted anyway? (Via VVV.)

Comments (11)
  1. That guy is so getting his hand held tonight.

  2. Ok, yeah, I am so begrudgingly charmed right now.

  3. Oh boy, I was almost going to comment “Don’t hate the player, hate the race,” but that’s actually REALLY bigoted. Don’t make my mistake!

  4. You guys, I am terrified of track & field people. Partly because they CHOOSE to run in circles for fun! But also, they have the Texas Relays in Austin, which is a big track & field event that people just go CRAZY for! A few years ago, they shut down the mall that weekend because of all the fights and trouble they usually had. THE WHOLE MALL! And I made the mistake of going downtown that weekend, I couldn’t get home! Traffic was going like 2 miles an hour because people were driving crazy, swerving back and forth across lanes, throwing gang signs, and being obnoxious ON PURPOSE! I called 911 to complain about the bad drivers, that’s how dangerous they were being!

  5. Somewhere there’s a hurdler ready to pull off the Tootsie Roll the next time they miss the jump.

  6. I’m waiting for the slow-mo remix set to children singing Radiohead’s “Creep”

  7. Doesn’t leave much hope for us who can neither run track NOR do the worm.

  8. Track & Field is easy. Let me teach you how to run.

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