No matter how hard you fall or how embarrassing that fall may be, do remember that if you make a charming enough joke out of your failure, there will still be a group of girls watching, giggling, and talking about how funny you are. (“Sooooo funny.”) And isn’t that really all you wanted anyway? (Via VVV.)
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That guy is so getting his hand held tonight.
Ok, yeah, I am so begrudgingly charmed right now.
Oh boy, I was almost going to comment “Don’t hate the player, hate the race,” but that’s actually REALLY bigoted. Don’t make my mistake!
You guys, I am terrified of track & field people. Partly because they CHOOSE to run in circles for fun! But also, they have the Texas Relays in Austin, which is a big track & field event that people just go CRAZY for! A few years ago, they shut down the mall that weekend because of all the fights and trouble they usually had. THE WHOLE MALL! And I made the mistake of going downtown that weekend, I couldn’t get home! Traffic was going like 2 miles an hour because people were driving crazy, swerving back and forth across lanes, throwing gang signs, and being obnoxious ON PURPOSE! I called 911 to complain about the bad drivers, that’s how dangerous they were being!
Somewhere there’s a hurdler ready to pull off the Tootsie Roll the next time they miss the jump.
I’m waiting for the slow-mo remix set to children singing Radiohead’s “Creep”
You don’t get to 500 million girls talking about how funny you are without making a few worms.
Doesn’t leave much hope for us who can neither run track NOR do the worm.

Track & Field is easy. Let me teach you how to run.

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