It’s crazy to remember how before The Skipper came along, everyone in the world didn’t skip everywhere all the time constantly like we all do for sure now. But that’s what happens when you combine a Heroic Figure, the FACTS of Science, and a prophetic trip to the beach with a “girlfriend.” Thank you, The Skipper. We will never forget you. HOW COULD WE? You changed everything forever for sure. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)
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daniel day lewis is so method.
The Unbearable Lightness of Skipping
in the name of the skipper
Gaits of New York
My Left Foot (Then My Right Foot)
There Will Be Skipping (doy!!!!)
I always forget if that’s Hall or Oates…
i hope we can get a “Where Are They Now?” episode on it. I’d pay money to find out what he’s up to.
His knees killed him in self defense
In the end, the Skipper was no match for his nemesis, the Tripper.
This has nothing do to with Gilligan’s Island
True, he’s neither brave nor sure.
Spider Boner Denver
Can you imagine if The Skipper ever came across”Skip-It?”
The world might implode.
I think we’d be ok since The Skipper’s Skip-it, like all Skip-its, would just be another broken toy within a week.
Ahhh! I was hoping someone would mention Skip-It! I was so sad when the counter on mine broke, everyone knows that’s the best part.
“There have been a lot of unusual people in history. They all made history.”
Can’t argue with that.
Only the guy who made the months actually made history.
Don’t get me started on that fuckin’ guy…
“Who the fuck you think you are, little buddy?”

This is dumb. I’m outta here.
Wait for me!
“Wait for pee!” – Hugh Jackman, always.
I’m going to make this my desktop background tomorrow, That One, I’m not kidding. It’s perfect.
I heard he skipped the Kessel Run in less than twelve parskips.
He didn’t say “no homo” at the end of the segment…so…
I think this guy is our generation’s Skipper.
Only a virgin who has never tried drugs or alcohol would refer to skipping as “absolutely one of the most extraordinarily joyous sensations that a person will ever experience”.
You’re a virgin who can’t drive so you skip everywhere and spit in babies’ mouths
That was way harsh, Tai.
“You’re going to make enough friends to last you a whole month.” — this guy.
“Depends what’s happening on the Internet.” — Me.