Burger King, meet Chicken Queen.
Well, there’s the sweatpants erection
With El Pollo Loco closed, she’s got to go somewhere.
I just miss Breaking Bad, you guys.
Walter is coming.
“What if every single food commercial was just Mary J Blige singing the ingredients?”
People would reset their TiVos to WATCH the commericals, that’s what.
This still doesn’t make me want to have sex with a hamburger.
The J stands for JK.
Whitney and Jesus approve.
I’m glad to know we get to keep our diamond earrings in Heaven!
Also that Jesus looks like Thomas Haden Church.
At least someone fell for Don Draper’s pitch.
The cure for the common chicken wrap.
I am probably alone in this, but I was infuriated by the chubby middle-aged caucasian manager elbowing his way to the front to answer the customer’s stupid question instead of just letting his obviously intelligent (Asian, glasses) employee answer.
“her? COME ON!” – Barenaked Ladies
They’re really more Chinese chicken specialists.
“Them? No way!” – Chickenfoot
Why haven’t we seen a KFC commercial starring Buckethead?!?! I demand answers!
So we finally know what the inspiration behind the song “Real Love” is.
They should have went with a remix of “No More Pink Slime Drama.”
And when the song is over they lower her back into her pit and throw her some scrap Whopper toppings until the next time a customer has a question. It’s not the worst job she’s ever had.
I like the Beckham Commercial Way better
is that a cup of pink slime he’s drinking?
Still better than Khia’s commercial, where she describes how to eat a whopper properly (dirty version)
Presented without commentary because the only thing to say after watching that is “Awesome”, amirite?
I will now spend the rest of the evening slow-jamming my dinner.
I always slow-jam my dinner…into my face.
Seriously, I’m a really messy eater.
Wow, the video’s been removed!
“This is our Kristallnacht.” — Kirk Cameron
id be super mad too if i made an awesome commercial trying to raise awareness for my brand, and people just pirated it and spread it all over. we need to stop piracy, you guys. respect the copyright.
“What’s the 411…herbs and spices in this chicken?”
“I told you we should have gone with the Waka Flocka Flame-broiled Whopper campaign.”
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