Hey, remember when the site was down all morning? ME NEITHER! (Via BuzzFeed.)
Nope, me neither. It’s DEFINITELY not as if I open Videogum as soon as I get to work every morning to check my upvotes from the day before, and then refresh exactly at 9:30 AM EST. Since I don’t do any of those things on a daily basis, I had no idea that the site was down until 10:36 AM!
OMG me either!
Agreed. I never do that. And when the site was down I definitely didn’t head straight to Twitter to find out what was up.
*slowly rocking back and forth in the corner*
We’re back? woo hoo!!!!
Slowly PARTY rocking?
rising to the top of fortune and fame being sued by LMFAO for unauthorized use of their music
Did we get shut down by the Cyber Police or did we get hacked by Anonymous?
SOPA and PIPA were brought back for a vote while the internet was too distracted by Trayvon Martin and new episodes of Mad Men to notice.
gabe is currently backtracing it.
Taxi Dave is the new Lawnmower Man
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Hey, Age ain’t nothing but a number for these loved-up A-Listers. My BF and I both think so! He is almost 10 years older than I. We met via ~~Ａgelessmeet .ＣOM~~ a nice place for younger women and older men, or older women and younger men, to interact with each other! Maybe you wanna check it out or tell your friends
Every time I see this spambot it takes me a beat longer than it should to actually understand the URL. This time I was like: “A gel ess meet? What does that mean?” until my brain properly processed it as Age-less-meet.
Still not checking it out, though.
So I can meet the man of my dreams at Ａgelessmeet .ＣOM and then have Taxi Dave party drive us home. Sounds like a win-win.
And then you can go home and watch all the Thursday night TV!
30 Rockers in the house tonight!
This party rock cab driver has the worst job ever, unless he really like drunk people? who likes drunk people?
Other drunk people. And date rapists.
Nice Heisenberg hat.
EGhead: Dad, you’re embarrassing me!
TaxiDaveDad: I know, EGhead, being embarrassing is the point. If enough of your asshole peers post this shit on Facebook, I’ll finally have enough customers to make up for losing my middle management position, and then we can pay for your college.
“We gonna make you lose your mind” – something I hope I never hear a cab driver say to me
This one just makes me sad, because at first, it was a decent, plain ad for himself and it was fine, sure, then it got awful. Taxi Dave needs to do what I did in high school before going to dances: dance in front of the bathroom mirror with the door shut, trying to look natural and like I was having fun, before eventually deciding “nope, no dancing for me tonight. The wall again it is, making fun of the cool kids.”
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