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This baby would like to thank his parents — even though they haven’t mastered the horizontal iPhone shot, they’ve always been there for this baby and, of course it goes without saying, this baby won’t be here with out them today. This baby would also like to thank its manager, as well as Meryl Streep, who has always been such an inspiration, and also God and the academy, and also the iPhone app developer who developed the gun noise app. And also baby food and diapers in general. Thank you, have a lovely night! (Via SayOMG.)
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In homes with iPhones with gun apps, the mock homicide of a household member is almost 3 times more likely to occur than in homes without iPhones with gun apps
iPhones don’t mock kill people. People mock kill people.
That’s because people who own iPhones are, without fail, horrible people.
Your move, Notsewfast.
Too bad that wasn’t Carl.
And that was the tale of the infamous outlaw, Baby the Kid.
Yes, perfect length for a youtube video.
Yeah, I got something that’s going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7…second…video. Think about it. You’re browsing Youtube, you see an 8-second video sittin’ there, there’s a 7-second video right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Yes, perfect length for a youtube video.
Step in to my office Facetaco
Why?
Because you’re fuckin fired!
He’s got playing dead down. Next step in self defense is curling into a ball.
In a country where babies actually do get shot, should we really be glorifying videos pretending to shoot babies? Shouldn’t we be focusing on something more important, like a Kardashian?
thank you
The Assassination of Cute Baby by the Coward His Parents
He’s working the Nick Nolte angle with that hair.
ha ha, man, that kid is going to be SO SCARED of random people shooting him in the chest when he gets older!