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HEY, FUCK YOU, MISTER.

I could understand it if you wanted to “interrupt whatever the fuck” I was thinking about with some important announcement about Dannity Kane’s new cassingle, or maybe if you needed to let the fans know that your new cologne, I Am King, was now being sold in single-serving bottles for touch-ups at the club. But you, sir, do not need to interrupt whatever the fuck I was thinking about to scream in my face for three minutes about a Super Bowl party in St. Petersburg, Florida. Post this shit on the South-Eastern Florida Intranet where it might mean something to someone.

And FY Information, I was thinking about what the world would be like if you could actually use candy as currency. I’d almost come up with a candy-economy based solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, too. But what’s that you say? Girls have Brazilian waxes and men have jobs at your parties? You idiot.

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Comments (6)
  1. you’d think a recording artist would be aware of (constant) peaking audio levels.
    but at least THIS video wasn’t recorded at a urinal.

  2. Alex Leo  |   Posted on Jan 29th, 2009

    This makes me sad.

  3. Kanye West  |   Posted on Jan 29th, 2009

    AND I THOUGHT I WAS AN ASSHOLE

    SQUIDBRAINS

  4. I live in St. Pete, and The Venue on Ulmerton road is a garbage club in a strip mall.
    Thanks for warning me. I’ll stay clear like I usually do.

  5. diddy made it a private video :-(

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