Photos
This. Changes. Everything. Nate Silver has been up all night and it looks like Rick Santorum is now a shoe-in to win not only the Republican nominating contest but also the general election in November with 100 percent of the vote. When asked how they made up their minds, voters responded that they liked the catchy song and appreciated how deftly it avoided any mention of Rick Santorum’s hate-filled, backwoods ignorance masked as some sort of misguided dedication to principals. “He’s going to bring factories back to our shores, I guess, and that would be great,” said one idiot. “I’m a huge fan of the Constitution,” responded another, “and I didn’t realize our country wasn’t using the Constitution anymore, but if that’s the case, I really want a President who will use the Constitution because that seems like how it’s supposed to work, and according to these two incredibly white sisters from Oklahoma and their dad on bass guitar, Rick Santorum is the only candidate who even knows what the Constitution is, so he’s got my vote.” Said Troy Milner of South Bend, Indiana, “I liked when the one girl put on sunglasses and shook her hair out crazy. She’s very cool. So Rick Santorum is very cool.” Congratulations to Rick Santorum, Mr. Cool President of America. (Via Gawker.)
 |
 |
You Might Also Like
 Barack Obama Loses Powerful Scott Stapp Endorsement |  Rest Your Case, Newt Gingrich! |  Four More Years Of Obama Singing Al Green’s “Let’s Stay… | The 57th Presidential Inauguration |
Leave a Reply
Sign inSign in with FacebookYou must be logged in to post, reply to, or rate a comment.
SLUTS!
If only. Right, fellas?
Bartender! Two birth controls, please.
Game on!
You don’t get birth control in a bar. You get it in the headache section of the pharmacy.
I’m impressed at how well they dance with an aspirin between their knees.
I’m really suprised by the “Gay, mon” line, considering this is not a reggae song.
Thinking that our country’s finest hour was the Reagan administration is just a totally normal view for a 15-year-old girl in 2012.
Exactly. Also there’s the whole separation of church and state issue between him and Frothy.
are we calling him “frothy”, now? because YES YES AND YES
I think they “had” Reagan, in the Biblical sense… and they’re saying Santorum is “their man.”
I assume they’re Mormons.
Huh. I didn’t realize that the whole “Swift-Boat for Truth” thing referred to Taylor Swift impersonators doing campaign songs.
Pleasing harmonies. Wholeheartedly positive attitude without using the typical negative attack plateaus. Smiles and dancing. Normally, I’d be in support of this sort of thing save for two minor details:
1. it is in support of an absolute nightmare of a human being
2. IF YOU’RE GOING TO PUT A CONGA IN THE MUSIC VIDEO IT BETTER GO OFF IN MY HEADPHONES
I didn’t actually see the conga, did you? It looked to me like the kid was doing air conga, probably because the economy is so bad under Obama.
1:25 and 1:35 will get you good looks
Oh, you’re right. I must have just repeatedly lost consciousness while watching the first time.
“These Congas are making me thirsty” – Chekhov
The little girl at 1:28 is clearly not playing either. Wrong chords for sure.
The sad part is, they’re backing the wrong candidate. If only they’d supported Herman Cain instead, I’ll bet they would have both received job offers in the White House after he was elected.
This is what home-schooling get you.
A prime spot in the band for your family’s storefront church? Not a bad gig.
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see
for someone who hates being the grammar police, you sure like writing as one.
Mr. Cool Bongo Player at 1:18.
Yes.
Y’all both made me chucke. Bongo darko!!
Well, I’m convinced. It was bongos kid at 1:17 that really got me.
Counterpoint: Game on. No. No he isn’t.
This is just propaganda. Guess who else uses propaganda?
Herr Godwin?
Daleks during WWII?
That reminds me. Someone on Gawker compared Whitney Houston to Hitler the other day. Good times, internet.
Everyone ever?
They scouted some weird locations for this video shoot:
I see what you did there, Mr. Irony.
Wearhouse vs Warehouse
Awesome!
It sucks for them because Santorum believes that the lead vocals of family band should always be done by the man of the house.
“God gave the Bill of Rights.” For church-going folk they seem pretty misinformed on the Bible, because James Madison isn’t mentioned in there anywhere.
well, for home school folk, it makes perfect sense, along with these sample sentences from their website:
“We we’re both born in California (that’s our claim to fame) & we were more or less raised as Okie’s in Tulsa, OK. We LOVE this place & it’s 4 season.”
Serious question – how much of a hayseed do you have to be to consider having been born in CA a claim to fame? The most hayseed? Just a normal amount? I really don’t know the answer because most of what I know about hayseeds comes from books. That’s my claim to fame.
I hope it’s one of the super rural weirdo parts of California that still seem to be part of The Grapes of Wrath. Or the super fucked up parts of the Inland Empire. “I was born on that highway where everyone abandons their couches.” Rad claim to fame, hayseed neocons.
holy shit, I’m famous!
Oh dear. I think they found my Bible/Founding Fathers crossover fanfiction, where John Hancock and Lot team up against the Decepticons. This is not the first time this issue has come up.
(no sacrilegeo)
Please let this be the plot of National Treasure 3: Bigger Book of Even Secreter Secretz
I would totally support this but as we learned earlier, Nic Cage is no longer fucking with his hair and if he can’t get a sweet perm like these girls, what’s the point?
WHAT’S THE POINT??
“We need to find Lincoln’s gold.” — Hollywood.
I don’t know, Santorum. I think there should be more than just ice for the unborn.
Sometimes I just feel bad for contributing to the view numbers on videos like these
I may be a little old fashioned, but I don’t think it’s right for girls that age to be singing about santorum.
everytime i see his signs i think they are anti-santorum because the eagle in the “o” looks like a circle with a slash through it. someone very clever is on the inside…
Epic slam to the Bush’s, huh? Let’s just skip the 12 years of blah republicans and go for the Gipper reference! That’s the last time we had hope!
Plus, what’s so great about factories on beaches? That would suck!
Bushes, as in daddy and Jr. not Bush’s, as in Bush’s legacy or Bush’s Baked Beans, by the way.
Perms, Mardi Gras beads and feathers for earrings? These are *exactly* the kind of women that should be taught about birth control and the actual importance of feminism… I’ll even offer a quick tutorial on the importance of not looking like a groupie from Winger FREE OF CHARGE.
Whore feathers, a real Christian women would have gone for these.
Dammit, I meant these: http://www.cafepress.com/+rick_santorum_earring_oval_charm,605646520
I liked the simple fashion of plain silver ovals. Classy, understated, reminds me of something I could get at Things Engraved.
This song made me recall my springtime jam of 2008: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wNvvuG309s
I “had” Ronald Reagan once. No big deal.
They grow up so quickly, don’t they?
God gave the bill of rights? To whom did God give it? We were only letting him borrow it. Why did he give it to someone? What a fucking dick.
Also, FINALLY justice for the unborn. Most important thing right there. Justice. For the unborn. You know – the not yet born. The not yet alive. They aren’t alive yet. And they want justice. They need it. And Rick Shitfroth is going to give it to them.
Necromancer in 2012
No one? No one wants to mention the special bus?
http://imgur.com/Pyl9M
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Pyl9M.png[/IMG]
Dammit, how do you interneters make with the photos?