It’s like Benjamin Franklin said, “In this world nothing is certain but death and so many samurai swords.”
Oh man. My girlfriend and I have the same argument every year.
Her: Girl stuff.
Me: Guy stuff.
Her: Guy stuff?
Me: We’ve both said some things we probably wish we could take back. Here, I traded our car for a VCR and a pendant.
Classic argument. She’s from Venus, you know. Thanks for the tip, Joe.




























That is awesome. Every year I ask my boyfriend for a computer, but he never gets me any girl stuff. And I give him all those guns and power tools!
I think it’s power tool.
yes, dynamic pawn shop, you really are so pawn shop 2.0. i get your point.
I traded my care for a spell-checker.
A spell checker would not have picked that up. For the win.
Ha, I liked the computer in the background with the scrolling “Windows 3.1″ screensaver.
“Teeth whitener.”
“A New Breed of Pawn Shop” ?
Jesus christ… they’re evolving….
I was just about to say, that woman’s teeth are going to haunt my nightmares.
CHAINSAWS
when quentin tarantino saw this he knew he could finish pulp fiction
I unironically like this commercial.