I imagined a juggalo-style Downton Abbey gathering. This is probably more logical, but still. I mourn for what should have been.
I did too, I wanted to see a homely Victorian woman flash me
Homely? What if it were Lady Sybil? I imagine having to stand there for 5 minutes while she undoes all of her complex undergarments. I’d wait for that, though.
Also, Edwardian more than Victorian, but I nitpick.
The Dowager Countess is positively Georgian.
Yes, yes, old chap. Quite right.
Seriously, Signed in just to say something something gathering of the Downton Abbey something magnets something faygo, something viewing marathon on the lawn after Zombie Ass Dan’s 10 pm set.
I was hoping for a Victorian flash mob.
Wife Obsessed With Downton Abby; Casting Cost: Zero but must sacrifice sex for one week. Sorcery. Player may drink beer and play video games for one week while wife cries in bedroom watching Downton Abby. If wife emerges from bedroom player must sacrifice 10-25 minutes pretending to care what wife tells him about Sir. Mr. Master. So-and-so. Should season end, return “Wife Obsessed With Downton Abby” to library. Shuffle library and draw seven cards.
I was wondering if there existed a Magic the Gathering fan who also loved Downton Abbey. Obviously you are not it, but at least as a couple you love both. That’s close.
Methinks he doth protest too much.
Witty Comeback. Casting Cost: Two Street Cred. Instant. If player is all tapped out play “Witty Comeback” as if it were an Interrupt. Opponent’s snarky comment is disregarded.
Don’t worry Zach, we’re just teasing you. <3
Yes, they exist, and I am one.
In related news, these cards would have been funnier if they used actual Magic mechanics.
Rex, I thought I was doing a pretty good job. =(
There exists a being who once loved Magic: The Gathering and now loves Downton Abbey and thinks that while this may capture the spirit of Downton, the MTG gameplay is completely misrepresented.
I spent way too much time on this:
Since we are nerding out on Downton as of late, is it me or does the theme remind you of the X-Files?
I think that is just all the UFOs in the opening credits.
I knew I wasn’t crazy (-er than another nutjob on the internet.)
How did I not notice this?! I feel like a bad fan.
Well now I just want new episodes of both.
The truth is out there.
I’ve never even really watched the X-Files, and I had the exact same thought.
Mr. Bates is wildly overpowered.
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