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You have to wonder — will we ever get out of this empty pool, whatever the empty pool represents for each of us? Whether it be the tedium of the 9 to 5, or the amount of day we have to endure until we finally get to go back to sleep, or doing laundry, or doing taxes, or something else entirely? Will we ever escape it? It’s certainly not for me to say. But maybe — just maybe — if you say, “Hey dad, why don’t you stop being such a dick and help me get out of this empty pool,” you will find some peace. Namaste. (Via SayOMG.)
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Why don’t they just use a dry well? It’s much more effective, and the cost of a basket and rope is much cheaper than buying an above-ground pool.
The Family Pool (a story about the life and times of the Pool family)
Maybe they can meet up with The Family Stone, and become The Family Poolstone, which sounds like a fake name for a gated community.
And some of us, could be any of us, not naming names here, but some of us are trapped in a literal empty pool, and are thinking that ok, it was may be funny at first, but come on facetaco the joke is over.
Hey, at least I gave you a summer-themed kidnapping! It puts the suntan lotion on its skin.
Come on, man, just walk to the shallow end, ya dummy! Dontcha understand how pools work?
ABC’s pilot for “Wipeout for Kids”?
FLW Straight Talk: I DVR Wipeout
Ironically?
*sigh* Nope.
He’s never going to figure it out if he can’t even speak English.
Well, he WANTS to come to America and learn English, he just can’t quite make it over that wall.
I really don’t know how you got downvoted and I did not. It today Opposite Day on Videogum?
My favorite is the part where he tries and then fails
That’s the Dad’s favorite part too.
also a personal fave of mine
I wouldn’t worry, when this kid turns 13 or 14 he’ll be big enough to get out.