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I’m not sure where and when we all went off course in how much we fear and don’t understand and obsess about computer viruses. Is it when we stopped downloading stuff from Kazaa? Is it when we all got Macs? Is it when the local news stopped doing hard-hitting reports on the insidious people who CREATE computer viruses and spread them throughout college campus and also telephone lines everywhere, probably in your house right now? UGH, GUYS! That’s the thing about computer viruses! They wait until your guard is down — right when you think you’ve got your computer stuff under control — and then they strike! Haven’t you learned anything from this news report that you haven’t watched yet from 1988? I’m not sure how you guys are even ON your computers right now, as virus-filled as I imagine they are. Please, do yourself a favor:
Pay no attention to the fact that nothing even happened at all. Put your computer in the closet and close the door! They’re coming for us! FROM CALIFORNIA, MAYBE! (Via VVV.)
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electronic mail. tee hee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YozC8yFrZKI
This is the 10 o’ clock news, featuring Christopher Lydon, Carmen Fields, and a surprising amount of copyrighted material under the fair use exception.
I’m glad someone was able to find a good use for E.T. on the Atari 2600.
Part time Virus Hunter. Part time Rabbi. Full time Ladykiller.
Sally Jessy Raphael called. She wants her glasses back.
Future Marty McFly wants his hat back
“I went as Adam Sandler for Halloween.”
MIT sweatshirt? NERDS!!!!!
1988 or current Williamsburg hipster?
Way too muscular for Williamsburg.
“How insidious was this virus?”
“Oh, about yea insidious? Maybe? I have no fucking idea, really, because I do not own a computer, because I am Amish.”
totally thought that was a hassid
Coming this fall in Part-Time Virus Hunter on the History Channel.
Considering the time period, I’m surprised they didn’t think it was only a gay computer virus.
LOLLOLOL +100000 GRCV – Gay Related Computer Virus
“Just as we’ve become totally dependent on our computers…”
Ha, no. I remember 1988 pretty well, and I seem to remember 99% of people never using a computer for anything ever. The other 1% were either playing videogames or featured in this news report.
I AM FINALLY IN THE 1%!!! YAAAAAAAY!
P.S: anyone interested in joining my BBS, just fire up your 14.4′s and log in to “Djfreshie’s Palace” and we’ll battle in The Pit all day long. That’s right mutherfuckers. I know about The Pit. Because I’m aaaaaaaaancient.
You got some intel on the new King’s Quest? I can’t get past the boulder…
Have you tried typing any curse words?
Of course MIT was hit hard. NERDS!
I thought Abraham Lincoln: Virus Hunter wasn’t out yet
Hackers (1995) – Memorable Quotes
All of them.
*Types really fast*
*Is in Government Mainframe*
This just in, Chet. We have a picture of the suspects.
mark eichin must be on rumspringa
We all thought it was benign, but the all the phones started ringing…
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The suspect… somewhere… a dark genius.
HA!!!!
Also, if the virus came from California and was spread through the MIT computer labs at night, I will bet all the motherboards in the world that it was some stupid list about why Caltech sucks.
You guys.
Amateur my ass, that was done by a pro.
and now, footage of the ET Atari 2600 game for some reason.