Just two young, beautiful people celebrating their love in the style of a popular series of YA novels and films. I’m not sure what your problem is. You hate love? Is that it?
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Can’t wait until they’ve been married a few years and we get to see the pregnancy photos.
If they’re true to the books, you’ll only have to wait about 6 weeks. (I’m sorry that I know this.)
Aw, that girl’s eyes are just as dead as Kristen Stewart’s. How perfect.
…….
I bet you didn’t know I can predict the future, but here goes:
Within 18 months, her Facebook profile pic will just be a picture of their baby, who will be named Edward or Bella.
Within 2 years, he will grow a goatee.
Within 5 years, she will post rants on Facebook decrying the next supernatural craze as “un-Christian”.
Wrong. World is ending in 10 months. I call shenanigans.
I feel like they didn’t fully commit to the whole Twilight thing
Where are the vampire teeth?
Where is the glitter?
Where is the shirtless werewolf?
Ugh. I hate them.
‘Til undeath do them part?
Wait, the jock from Glee is marrying 12-year-old Miley Cyrus?
If that is love, I hate it.
I read the part at the bottom of that page (“This is awesome! We love love! Hearts and exclamation marks! Movies are great!!!), and I got worried, because I think I overuse exclamation marks, and what if I sound like that on the internet. Also, what if I’m self-absorbed?
Also, what if I’m inconsistent with my use of question marks because my sentences are too long and I forget whether I’m asking a question or not?/./!
How do you know if two people are too young to get married? This. This is how you know.
I’m going to find out when their wedding is and hire a shirtless Taylor whatshisface to show up and be angry. I am unsure if i am joking.
I bet they’re registered at Hot Topic.