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Oh man. So it begins! Lost starts 2nite u guyz! Are you pumped? Here are the questions I have for the new season:

  • What is up with all these polar bears?
  • What is up with the smoke monster?
  • What is up with in the hatch?

Hopefully the exciting and much-anticipated second season of Lost will begin to answer my pressing questions. JUST K’ing. It’s season five, silly. We already have the answer to all but two of those questions!

After the jump, two clips from tonight’s episode that SPOILER ALERT looks like it’s going to be siiiiiiick.

Wait, so that’s the heroin plane carrying Mr. Ecko’s brother? Which means the island traveled back in time? PERFECT. With just two seasons left, it’s nice to see them carefully wrapping everything up. I heard the working title when they were first shooting the pilot was Absolutely No Loose Ends Island.

I don’t know what Sayid has spent the past two years doing that has made him so paranoid, but I know what he hasn’t been doing, and that is getting a haircut. Same goes for Hurley! Coincidence?! You guys are off the island now, WORK IT OUT.

Oh man. Lost, you guys. They should change the name of this show to YESSSSSS!

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Comments (9)
  1. omg I can’t read this because I don’t want to ruin anything, but: LOST!!!!!!!

  2. eric  |   Posted on Jan 21st, 2009

    Actually, the polar bear question may have been answered already. We know that the island is one of the six (i think) geographical hotspots that have been theorized would be conducive to wormholes (subsequently leading to space/time breaks [i.e. Hawking, Casimir effect, etc.]). One of the other hotspots includes Tunisia, where Ben landed after moving the island, where George Lucas filmed a New Hope (hehe), and where Charlotte found a polar bear with a dharma collar. We can deductively conclude that polar bears were used as dharma experiements to hop through the different geographical wormholes in the world (one of them being antartica).

    • I applaud you on your terrible nerdiness, sir. Great Job.

    • polar bears don’t live in antarctica, smart guy. they live at the north pole.

      • eric  |   Posted on Jan 22nd, 2009

        My mistake. Brainfart there. In addition to Antarctica, The north pole is actually another geographical hotspot for wormholes and the “exotic matter” that Casimir hypothesized can lead to a break in space time. Now that I think of it, in the first episode of season four (The Beginning of the End), the letters H and O are constantly referred to. In addition to H and O are the 8th and 15th letter in the alphabet, it is also the symbol for the element holmium, which is on of the most rare magnetic energy unit on the planet, and has been used in theories developed by Hawking and Minkowski. Lastly, there was a Russian expedition years ago to the North Pole where they found traces of holmium. Now I must stop cause the premier is actually starting NOW.

    • et tu  |   Posted on Jan 21st, 2009

      you’re a wormhole

  3. God, I want to get all up in that Lost: The TV Show vag.

  4. oi! seriously. there was silly slime slung all over this shit. OI?! who the fuck says that?!

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