BRAVA! BRAVA! Wonderful job, baby. I assume you added in the accompaniment in Logic Pro after you filmed the piano portion and, although it isn’t without its flaws, overall it shows tremendous talent and promise. Keep working at it, baby. In the meantime I think this calls for a BABY COMPOSER GAME! Duh duh duh, it definitely does. I’ll go first:

  • Ludwig Van Teeth-ing-hoven
  • Claude De-school-bussy
  • Franz Sherbet
  • Johann Sebastian Baba
  • Benjamin Button (As A Baby) (Rather than Benjamin Britten)
  • Béla Bar-can’t-talk

GREAT JOB, KELLY! Paying for three or so years of music college was very worth it. Now it’s your turn! (Via TastefullyOffensive.)

Comments (41)
  1. Andrew Lloyd Gerber

  2. John a crib is like a baby Cage

  3. Eric Sateething

  4. Breastmilk Amadeus Mozart.

  5. Clint Baby-sell

  6. Frederic Chopin up the Veggies for the Baby Bullet

  7. Count Baby

  8. Oscar Plastic Hammerstein II

  9. Babe-thoven

  10. Hayden Goseek

  11. Richard Crawley

  12. Spit Up Vaughan Williams

  13. Johannes Prams

  14. Henry Mom-Keeps-Cheerios-in-her-Purcell

  15. Antonio Vivaldi-E F G, H I J K LMNO P, Q R S, TUV, WX, Y and Z.

  16. Johann Pachel-baby-bel

    #babycomposers, #cheesecomposers

  17. Johann Notsewfastian Bach

  18. Billy Joel

  19. Jerry Lee Lewis’ girlfriend

  20. Duke what’s that smEllington?

  21. David can’t take care of Himselfgott

  22. Franz Liszt in his pants

  23. Sergei Rach-him-to-sleep-maninoff

  24. Franz Ernie and Schubert

  25. Mark Mamasbaba

    Wolfing Anmamamas Milkzcarts*

    (*Milkzcarts being a popular slang term for boobs. Seems like I can’t go an hour without hearing some guy talking about Milkzcarts. It’s just something that you hear all the time, everywhere.)

  26. LaMonte Young

  27. Philip Gas

  28. Kelly, you went to Music College? Me too! Are you homeless and living in a van with three kids, too?

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