Posted on Feb 13th, 2012 by 7 Comments

Here you go, boys. Now everyone is getting some in middle school.

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  1. R2D2, Esq.  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2012 +6

    I need more info, kid! What about my bald spot? Do middle school girls care about that? Beard or no beard? Should I trim my chest hair? This video was useless!

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  2. Anchor Management  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2012 +5

    Pffft, this is stupid. He doesn’t even say to ask if they saw the fight outside or if she knows which movie the quote “Nobody puts baby in the corner” is from. Everyone knows that’s the only way to get a girlfriend, middle school or otherwise.

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  3. facetaco  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2012 +9

    Every Google Alert that Chris Hansen has set up just went crazy.

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  4. R2D2, Esq.  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2012 +9

    This kid is going to feel so dumb when he grows up and realizes he can get middle school girls to hang out with him buy offering to buy them Mike’s Hard Lemonade and cigarettes.

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  5. The Aura of the H-Man  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2012 +2

    I think this dude was just kind of holding back because he wants all the chicks for himself. Jerk.

    Also, can I mention how much I love “You Might Also Like…”? I somehow missed that Danny McBride piece the first time around. Thank you, internet traffic directing software!

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  6. Godsauce  |   Posted on Feb 13th, 2012 +4

    You see, my mistake was believing the movies.

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