Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 by 20 Comments

“But my advice to you, Mr. Tebow, from one Gifted Young Athlete to another: don’t kill yourself trying to make sense of all the madness.”

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  1. KajusX & Chainsaws  |   Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 +5

    If the next time Tebow plays he knocks out a player’s eye, I am going to be very upset.

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  2. Ginger Ball Z  |   Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 +3

    Apparently there’s going to be an Eastbound & Down animated series? @KFUCKINP tweeted about it today: https://twitter.com/#!/KFUCKINGP/status/167279776619446272

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  3. Ian  |   Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 +2

    Is Tim Tebow allowed to touch hold on to his dick and have a good time? How does that count towards sex before marriage?

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  4. Steve Winwood  |   Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 +3

    If he would have me I would be Kenny Powers’s disciple

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  5. badideajeans  |   Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 +5

    “Jesus helps us win at sports games, yet he’s nowhere to be found when poor people need important medicine for their kid’s infection, or when they’re late on a mortgage payment. Think about it.”

    I have never been more attracted to Kenny Powers in my whole life.

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  6. That One  |   Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 +9

    So, I still don’t get the whole Tim Tebow thing. I’ve had a lot of people tell me that he’s not that good but he’s really famous because he’s a Christian. Aren’t like 99% of all professional athletes Christian? They all thank God after every win and point up at the sky after every touchdown. But his thing is that he kneels down instead of pointing at the God Sky? And he’s more Christian than usual? And that’s why he’s famous? I’m using all these question marks because it’s confusing.

    What the fuck is wrong with this country?

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    • capsulekei  |   Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 +12

      So many things.

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    • maiqtheliar  |   Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 +6

      He also used face paint to cite scripture while playing at Florida. America loves the Bible and face paint.

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    • stu  |   Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 +4

      Patience. Understanding of Tebow passes through three phases:

      - First, Tebow is ridiculed.

      - Second, Tebow is violently opposed.

      - Third, Tebow is accepted as being self-evident.

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    • Chris Trash  |   Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 +7

      He’s a super Christian though. He was home-schooled for religious reasons and he was a missionary in college. He’s basically Christian, the way 1800s Christians used to be Christians. He’s famous because, if it wasn’t for him, the Broncos would be a 4-12 team. Broncos fans are notorious for being unwelcoming to their own QBs but they lobbied to get Tebow as their starter ( against the more rational thinking of their coach and director of personnel[who btw is probably the best quarterback of all time{a reason why the fans are hard on new qbs*}]). He’s also a virgin by choice. I suspect he’s actually a closeted gay man but I have no basis for that I kind of want him to be just ‘cuz I think it would be interesting and it would further enrage all the sports annalists who constantly root against him. He’s also pulled off more amazing last minute wins in the span of one season than the whole FNL run. Anyways, I could go on and on but basically, he’s interesting; the Lana del Rey of Football.

      *I’m pretty sure I’m using these wrong.

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