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Do you follow Terry Richardson on Tumblr? You probably shouldn’t but maybe you should? It’s hard to say. As much as that guy is a horrifying pervert who has DEFINITELY done something VERY illegal at some point that NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT but everyone KIND OF KNOWS ABOUT, you can’t argue that his washed out “faux-amateur” snapshot portraiture style hasn’t come to define the visual aesthetic of the past 10 years or whatever. So, there’s that. The guy has always inserted himself into his work, but his Tumblr is a real Shrine to Narcissism. There are almost as many photos of Terry Richardson as there are photos of Terry Richardson’s subjects. And if he’s not in the photo, someone’s wearing his glasses. Hey! It’s his Tumblr, he can do what he wants. I’m just telling you what he wants: which is for you to look at and/or fuck him. (Just kidding AND! Definitely “and.”) Anyway, this is a new portrait of him and the lady of interest, Lindsay Lohan. This will surely kickstart her career, right?! She is the star of Avatar 2 now. Congratulations, Lindsay Lohan! Caption this beautiful photograph.
Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. Now go put some clothes on. (Image via Terry Richardson.)
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Look, matching cold sores!
seems line you’d need a wider angle to really capture the reality of your caption.
You can borrow Aimee Mann’s hair and glasses Lindsay but you will never be Aimee. Hush hush keep it down now
Herbie the Love Shutterbug: Fully Loaded (on Drugs)
Recognizing the dangers of jailing celebrities with common inmates, they’ve finally found a solution for Hollywood’s repeat offenders by handcuffing them together.
The Pervert Trap
Creepy Friday
Get A Clue
Just My Yuck
Barfbag Fully Loaded
The Pervert Clap
Herpes Fully Loaded
The Prison Home Companion
I don’t know about this photo, but his blog should be called Me ‘n Girls
Zombie Steve Jobs and zombie Paris Hilton gettin’ together and hittin’ that
I Know Who Killed Me (it was Terry Richardson)
(Myself, after looking at this picture)
“Love means never having to tell the authorities where I buried you.” -Warren Ellis
“who are these people?” – someone in 2022
You’re being too kind.
Gold Medalists in the Gross Olympics
Her?
shady.
The photo’s not in black and white, they’re just making the camera sick.
Stinks like a 50-year old high school locker room in here.
Why cameras don’t capture smells.
And this is the first terrible unnecessary picture to ever appear on Tumblr and surely the last
cocaine is a hell of a drug.
So is Valtrex.
Mr. and Mrs. Cool Glasses
That dude’s very Uncle Touchy’s Naked Puzzle Basement
from anyone else, this would have been 1/2 as creepy. from capt clown, I can’t help but feel that’s a real place.
Is this a picture for a new anti-drug PSA?
I learned it by watching you!!!
Calvin Klein ads are getting really weird.
That one lady and the tramp
The Tramp And The Tramp
The eyes are the windows to the soul and I don’t think it’s any coincidence that Richardson’s are tinted black.
Shouldn’t the person taking credit for all these photos of world-famous-photographer Terry Richardson be the person actually taking the pictures?
This year’s photo-Oscar goes to…. “self timer!”
He couldn’t have raised her better himself.
I dont know where you live or what kind of a person are you but you are clearly stupid. TERRY RICHARDSON IS A PHOTOGRAPHER, A PHOTOGRAPHER WHO IN 17 YEARS HAS BECOME ONE OF THE GREATEST PHOTOGRAPHERS. HIS SPREADS LEAVE PEOPLE APPALLED AND HIS INGENIOUS USE OF LIGHTING IS SO GOOD ITS ADDICTIVE. THERE ARE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WHO KNOW TERRY RICHARDSON AND HIS PHOTOS, INCLUDING THE PAPARAZZI SO PLEASE BEFORE YOU WRITE AN ARTICLE ONLINE GO FUCK YOURSELF
I have a Google Alert for Terry Richardson, but it’s the kind that warns me when he’s within 500 feet of me.
Terry Richardson forever.
A google alert for terry richardson sounds awesome
“You people don’t deserve herpes!”
Someone has a Terry RIchardson Google Pedolert.
Pedo Darko Boner
Weird when I hit refresh, I had beat YOU to it. “This truly is a mysteriously erect arachnid” – Sherlock Bones
Damn, you guys beat me to it. My That One Is Commenting On Terry Richardson and Lindsay Lohan in the Style of Louis SImon Google alert was a little slow on the draw.
I have a Google Alert for Terry Richardson, but it’s the kind that warns me when he’s within 500 feet of me.
I have the same one! And another one for Herman Cain.
Now you’ve done it.
We’ve created a monster (and not the good kind).
Three successive Herman Cain gifs are still less creepy than the photo at the top.
Oh, no. I do not like three Hermans Caine creepily smiling at me with threatening and overlapping intervals. That is too many Hermans Caine.
Mythology’s most insidious monster: The Herman Hydra.
I like Louis Simon: Uncle Terry edition mainly because appalled actually IS the appropriate word to use in his case.
Terry Richardson is his Muse
Pictured: Super-herpes being born.
Nuts and Gum – Together at Last.
Once again, Lindsay makes sure the photo shoot is done in good taste.
Well at least they’re both clothed. Which is not usually the case with this jag
I clicked on the link to his tumblr because I click on links even when I know they are for bad things and tonight I will have nightmares of Lindsey Wixson; she is utterly terrifying to look at.
(Terry Richardson is already in all of my nightmares)
Let’s swap glasses. That’ll be cool.
AND OMG THEY ARE NOT FRIENDS THEY ARE COLLEAGUES AND DONT HAVE A BABY! HOW DO YOU EVEN WRITE STUFF LIKE THESE WHEN YOU DONT ONLY KNOW TERRY BUT CLEARLY DONT KNOW LINDSAY EITHER!
Ya BURNT, Herpes!
No.
“The intensity of stupidity looking back at you is just amazing.” — Werner Herzog on seeing this photo.
“lol”
side note: as an ex-smoker, sometimes i see photos of people smoking and all i want in the whole world is to have one. it can be a very emotional reaction- reminding me of being younger and dumber and just hanging out with not much to do, smoking cigarettes with friends over cheap beers. and some people just look great with a cigarette, and it just triggers this desire. and then sometimes i see someone with a cigarette and i remember what it feels like to wake up in the morning with this gross coat of smoke all on the inside of your mouth, and remember picking up tshirts off the floor of my room that i wore out the night before and they just smell atrocious, and i remember that pathetic need to have another. and in all honesty, dealing with cigarettes is literally the last thing that lindsay needs to tackle in her life, but looking at her with that cigarette just feels fucking dirty and sad.
Aaaaaand now I want one. THANKS.
my suggestion: buy in bulk
Maybe it’s an e-cigarette.
Or an E!-Cigarette.
Getting naked for playboy paid for her new teeth right?
I really don’t want to know what she had to do at this photo shoot to pay for her next meal.
You know you’re dealing with someone special when a nude Playboy shoot was not the grossest photoshoot a lady participated in recently.
Not pictured: Her left hand and his penis. Just sayin’
And by that I mean right. I’m an idiot.
Actually, I’m pretty sure she’s just holding onto her butt.
Not pictured: Dov Charney,”I told you guys we didn’t need pants for this photo shoot”
“she’s a little old for my taste” – terry
high class white trash
Roses are red,
These weird bruises on my body are blue,
Can you get me clean urine?
No. Seriously, can you?
Happy Valentine’s Day!
I am just glad that Terry Richardson finally found someone his age.
Vector, meet Disease. Disease, Vector.
I had to stop following his tumblr. It’s all the same creepy shit. People dressing up as him (creepy), underage girls barely clothed or older women trying to look underage (creepy), and shirtless guys giving thumbs up and looking like pop punk frat boys (sometimes hot but the creepy factor outweighs the sexy guys 9.5 times out of 10).
look at these fucking hipsters
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Methamphetamine.
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