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Bad news, ladies: Bridget Jones’s Diary 3 is facing “prompt delays,” whatever that even MEANS. It definitely doesn’t sound good. In conclusion: one bowl of cereal, two cups of coffee, a little bit of toothpaste spit, no cigarettes.
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
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After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Just like a woman, always late for everything.
Seriously, they don’t even tell us what went wrong. How am I supposed to know why you’re delayed?
Well, there goes my reason for getting out of bed in the morning. Amirite, ladies?
That’s your whole reason? I thought it was just the edge of it.
Well played, sir taco. Well played.
I thought Bridget Jones Diary part 2 had Renee Zellwegger in CG until I realized she wasn’t spinning into a tube torus and vomiting out other Bridget Jones’
If Colin Firth isn’t in it why bother? This should be a straight to DVD movie with Kate Hudson as Bridget.
This is v. v. bad.
Prompt delays does sound sufficiently British
In Britain, delays usually arrive very promptly indeed.
When I studied abroad, they closed down my street for a day because there had been a “stabbing incident” outside my building one night. That was code for “extremely murdered.”
Aren’t stabbings a big deal over there? I mean, I guess getting stabbed is a big deal ANYWHERE, but I think they have a lot of them. Scroobius Pip wrote a rap about it.
It’s like I’ve always said, Bridget Jones Diary 3 is this generation’s Large Hadron Collider.
It’s actually really nice to hear about an actor realizing that the script is a total piece of trash and opting out. I know that not all actors are in a position to do this, but too often, ones who are simply don’t.
Have you ever read anything from the cast of Southland Tales? In several different interviews, various cast members have talked about how great the script was. And I have to believe that, because as bizarre as that movie was, the actors genuinely seemed to be committed to their roles.
I think I was going somewhere with this, but now I just want to talk about Southland Tales.
I don’t even know what ST is. I was thinking of something like “Fock Me!” starring Sir Robert DiNero.
Southland Tales is the best. But also the worst. The year I saw it, it was the movie that made me laugh aloud most in the theater, though not always at the appropriate moments.
It’s worth watching just to see The Rock say “The fourth dimension will collapse upon itself, you stupid bitch” to Bai Ling.
I genuinely love that movie, although I can readily admit that it was all sorts of terrible.
Oh, I love it too. I have the DVD. In fact, this conversation is really making me want to watch it again. I keep remembering my favorite parts like how randomly a bunch of SNL alums are in some socio-political activist subplot and that part where Justin Timberlake randomly lip-syncs an entire Killers song while dancing with sexy nurses.
I loved how Jon Lovitz was this random asshole cop played totally straight who just killed people for no apparent reason. Seriously, the entire movie is equally baffling and wonderful.
Maybe Renee Zellwegger isn’t fat enough yet.
This is our generation’s Ghostbusters 3
Did anyone read the comments at the end? Because I am pretty sure there will be a number of older men and younger women watching this movie when it comes out.
If only I knew of a place on the Internet to find such a pairing. I’d ask my boyfriend, but he thinks the same as me. LOL!!
…or Bridget Jone’s Diary 3 DELAHAYED?
I would definitely see the version of this movie starring Gabe as a British woman with dieting issues.