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This week has been a VERY stressful week when it comes to holding in all the animal videos and not being able to share them or talk about them until the Animal Video Countdown. (You know, STRESS?) There are so many good ones! And by “good” I mean, in a big way, VERY GROSSLY CUTE! Just the kind of cute that makes you ashamed for even watching the video because it is so in-your-face with its cuteness and you’re loving it so much. So, I apologize in advance if you are at work or at a library or in a room with someone else who is going to be able to see the videos on your computer. ‘Cause, just FYI, you’re gonna look like a big dumbdumb. But who cares, RIGHT? At least you’re enjoying life! At least you can say that for yourself! Not everyone can say that! Right?! Can we please just watch the videos now???
10. Thousands Of Ducks
9. Horse Opens Door
8. Snoring Dormouse
7. Dog Sits In Box
6. Mini Pig
5. Table Tennis Watching Dog
4. Dog Playing Piano And Singing Kinda
3. Working Dogs
2. Baby Monkey Playing With A Shoestring
1. English Bulldog Puppies
I must say that I do feel a little ashamed putting the English Bulldog Puppies video at number one. It is really just an obscene display of nothing but pure gross cuteness, but HEY! What can you do. IT’S THE BEST! And I’ve certainly sent it to the most people this week. (More than one responding, “You’re the worst,” I have to admit.) Haha, the baby monkey video is kind of the same thing. Only completely grossly cute. (BUT ALSO THE BEST!) Working dogs are doing a great job, really EARNING their place in the top five. As is the piano playing and singing dog. A great sport, that guy. Table tennis watching dog just knows how to have a good time. CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE LUCKY WINNERS! And to all the lucky viewers.
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Um…horses can open doors now? The Equine Uprising has begun!
#DoorOpeningHorseFilms
Rise of the Planet of the Horses
Door Horse
The Door Whisperer #amidoingthisright?
Behind Closed Horses
The Adjustment Burro
my impression is that he was just a very chivalrous horse opening up the door for his horse girlfriend because they are on a horse date and they are going to go eat hay together inside. just me on this one?
No, that video went from “what a clever horse” to “Aww, there’s room for love in my heart now” for me when the second horse appeared.
I would like to mention for anyone who has not spent copious times around horses (or owned them) that opening their own gates is a fairly common occurrence.
My mom has had horses for the past 20 years. All of her horses could open the corral gate’s latch, letting themselves out for some impromptu grazing. The ‘back up lock’ was a chain we would fasten around the gate and the frame. so even if Tico, Jasmine, and later Sultan (they were all white Arabians) threw the latch, the chain would prevent them from gaining their not-so-hard-earned freedom.
Sometimes someone would forget to chain the gate. We’d be sitting inside our house when all of a sudden some movement outside the window would catch someone’s eye, revealing the horses nonchalantly grazing and milling about, sending my mom into a slight panic as she rushed out the door to yell at them. lol
Her concern stemmed from the fact that we had a private drive that went through our property with neighbors on both sides, and part of letting the horses out was closing the gates at either end of the property so the horses didn’t mistakenly stray onto actual streets. This was very important to my mom, because back in New York when she was 18, her first horse, Bucephalus, got out of his pen and was hit by a car and had to be put down due to a broken leg. Very sad. (sorry)
ANYway. Horses love opening doors! Especially if there is hay and grain on the other side.
Now I feel bad for mentioning horse deaths, so here are is one of my favorite Mitch Hedberg bits, and it happens to be about horses!
“If I was the Headless Horseman’s horse, I would fuck with that dude.
‘Yeah, we’re going that way. We’re not headed towards THE HAY.’”
“Imagine if the Headless Horseman had a headless horse.
That would be fucking CHAOS.”
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now I’m quoting dead comedians.
Get it together, & Chainsaws! THINK!
that duck video needs more Fenton
That first vidoe + the message “I love you more than a million ducks crossing the road” is my e-valentine this year.
POST NO BILLS
After seeing all of the videos, I’m just going to give a link to this page and say “I love you more than a million petting zoos”
Scotty from 3rd hour Chemistry is SO going to ask me to prom this year
I just wanted to see what would happen if I combined 2000 Flushes with Toilet Duck. Sorry, that guy’s crops.
I’ve always wanted a baby pig named Hamlet. I’m not even remotely kidding.
once, when i worked at a second hand clothing store, a very tall gorgeously dressed black man walked in with a GIANT prada bag and his adorably tiny french boyfriend. inside the prada bag was a pygmy pig. the pigs name was George W. it snarfled my hand.
great day at work or BEST day at work?
I had a dwarf hamster named that when I was a Pamlet.
I am basically dying right now because of Hamlet. I am so in love with him and with his name I think I might throw up.
Remember!
What the door mouse said!
FEED YOur *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Is my comment “awaiting moderation” because it looks like spam? That must be it, right?
I want to give that Bull Dog a bowler hat and name him Mr. Pemberton. #benkatz
I want to tell the owner of that bulldog to shut up and let him sit in the damn box of his choosing! Geez.
I wonder if that dog is payed hourly or by commission?
I felt so bad for the working dog’s helper/friend. “Hey where’s my treat? I helped!”
Oh and this year, we are definitely having a puppy party for Kelly’s birthday. You know where they bring puppies to your house and you can play with them? And they have to bring those exact english bulldog puppies. (no sloths!)
Looking forward to my invite.
*ahem*
did anyone else make a weird half startled half awestruck noise when they saw that tiny puppy? kinda like an “OOAAWWWWOOOP” (with an upward inflection) noise?
Not being able to heft one’s girth from the floor is a dilemma that is no stranger to me.
Sure, great, the horse can open a door, but obviously, and we can likely blame this on his upbringing, he doesn’t know how to close one.
Re: Hamlet. I’m calling the police. The PIGS if you will. (Comment of the Day)
Ducks, like babies, would be cuter if they were more conscientious about their slimy green poop. Also, you fuckers can fly – what’s with the parade? You know people make fun of the way you walk…
Nothing funny to say here, but that dog watching ping-pong is SUCH A GOOD DOG!
And, those folks are very good at ping-pong!
Um, don’t the ducks know they can fly?
And the horse is such a gentlemanhorse, opening the door and then letting the ladyhorse in first! So polite. Chivalry isn’t dead.
Why is apnea so adorable in animals but so terrible in humans?
The Bulldog in the box is Canadian in case you missed the owner’s numerous “ehs”.
Actually I was wondering that. I couldn’t place the accent and thought it might be Northern Wisconsin.
Could be northern Wisconsin but I think it’s an Ontario accent.
Do the working dogs make minimum wag?
Oh jeez all the tiny things are so tiny
How can it even be possible for those English Bulldog puppies to be cuter than kittens!?!? It can’t be possible!!! But they are!!!! How???