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Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men’s store, a catnap in your office chair or two cups of good hot black coffee. OR HOW ABOUT A LIVING NIGHTMARE? (Via TheHuffingtonPost.)
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Baby wants to drink coffee!
I’m not a tea! I’m not a beer! I’m a caffeinated beverage! I am a coffee!
Crazy Ground Time
Mulhouseblend Drive
Brew Velvet
Twin Perks
If you think this is unsettling, you should see the ads for John Waters coffee.
This seems timely as I’ve just been told by a cardiologist that I’m not allowed to drink coffee anymore. Apparently it’s nightmare fuel.
I used to get George Lucas coffee delivered to my house, but the quality really went downhill after the third shipment.
I used to get M. Night Shyamalan brand, but the twist was it was decaffeinated the whole time.
I used to get Ron Howard coffee.
Uh, true (HORROR) story: I once accidentally bought decaf and went through 3/4 of the tin before someone pointed it out to me. I thought I was building up a caffeine immunity or something and I was starting to really panic about how much coffee I drank. It was awful. My life is one. Big. Dark. M Night Shyamalan movie.
I assume you chose to describe it as big and DARK because M.Night is Indian and because racism
Correct.
I used to get Quentin Tarantino coffee. It was good, but it just tasted like a blend of other obscure coffees.
Steven Spielberg’s coffee is pretty good while you’re drinking it, but it has a bit of a sweet aftertaste.
(Man sips coffee. Camera zooms in on him as he makes ‘Spielberg face.’)
“Lady in the radiator keeping you all night?”
“Lady in the radiator keeping you UP all night?”
Say what you will, but we all know that is some damn fine coffee.
it’s the best when it’s taken black as midnight on a moonless night.
Damnit. That was the wrong image. *hangs head and walks away in shame*
I used to drink Martin Scorcese coffee. He makes the best fucking coffee. Every time I drink it, I want to grab him by the neck and say “Thank you! Thank you for making the best fucking coffee!”
I like my coffee like I like my women — unnecessarily inscrutable.
I used to drink Ryan Gosling coffee. No.
wow that wasn’t meant to be a reply but the joke was just SO GOOD it almost doesn’t even matter. This joke now and forever. TBS Very Funny.
Max Beerbong, you’ve got the goods.
And I, in turn, enjoy your use of italics. Looks like there are no losers here.
Pabst Blue Ribbon Coffee
I’ll drink anything that moves!
Sorry, I sort of Donna Dark-roasted-o’d you, DisagreeBert.
this DL coffee commercial is still pretty hot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRFJNpAff_A
Tangentially-related topic: Everyone has seen Rabbits and then regretted it, right? Because of the nightmares?
My husband has warned me never ever to watch this. This, or Meet the Feebles. Either one. Because of the nightmares.
Is it bad that I don’t get nightmares, but instead feel like I’m not alone in the universe?
That probably means you’re a genius! But you already know that, being an astronaut and all.
David Lynch Coffee? Fuck that shit!
SANKA!!!!!
Ok where’s damnfinecupofcoffee??? You missed your cue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzMIIjZsHVA
Given my avatar and my username, this whole thing is way too close for comfort. Get out of my head, Videogum.
I had this coffee! My brother got it for me in high school (I was very cool in high school). But it came in a can. and it had his face on it. And it said:
“It’s all in the beans… and I’m just full of beans”