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In return for this endorsement, Mitt Romney has promised that if elected, he will move Simmons Family Jewels to PBS.
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
I heard that he’s changing the lyrics from “Let’s Put The ‘X’ in Sex” to “Let’s Put the ‘Money’ in Romney.”
I always get Gene Simmons confused with Richard Simmons. It’s a pretty ridiculous mistake, but if we’re being honest, Gene looks more like a Richard, and Richard looks a LOT more like a Gene.
According to Wikipedia, Richard’s real name is Milton Teagle Simmons, SOOOOOOO… I dunno.
And Gene’s real name is Chaim Weitz, SOOOOOOO… I dunno! #showbiz
Yeah, I totally read this as Richard Simmons, thought “What!? Why would he DO that?” and clicked through to read the story.
me too! I was very confused as to why an exercise guy was endorsing candidates. hurray for confusion!
Never noticed this, until I saw this picture:
Something something reply to facetaco.
I think it’s just really cool that there are people out there whose vote can be influenced by the Gene Simmons endorsement. Really, really cool.
I’d say this could be extended to pretty much any political endorsement but pretty much any human being.
“well I don’t have time to do even the most basic of research into the party/candidate I like, and to be honest, I don’t even really give a fuck. That said…I do like pissing off anyone with a brain by exercising my democratic rights in the absolute laziest fucking dickheaded way possible…voting based on a completely transparently selfish endorsement by someone else I recognize (preferably a celebrity).”
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So the Gary Busey endorsement is still up for grabs, huh?
Gene’s just getting ready to trademark some sort of Mitt Romney/KISS product, that’s all.