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This week was a very easy animal video week, everybody. Such an abundance of great animal vids all over the net, my goodness, it has been just a breezy delight. Much better than the last two weeks. Not that the last two weeks were perfectly GREAT in their own way, I don’t want to be down on them, they were full enough of animal videos, and animal videos are almost always great, and give me a break. But THIS WEEK? I was looking around for some while watching the State of the Union last night and did you hear the part when Obama was like, “I want to fill up the Internet. With as many animal videos. As there are stars and stripes on the American flag. Times infinity.” Did you hear when he said that part? When he said that part — I’m pretty sure he said it, I don’t know, I wasn’t paying great attention but I think I heard it — I thought to myself, “YOU’RE DOING A GREAT JOB WITH THAT PART!” And then everyone stood up and applauded? Even John Boehner? And then John Boehner gave Obama a tiny kiss on the back of the head? Guys? DID ANYONE ELSE EVEN WATCH THE THING? Anyway, here are the ten best videos of the week. They are all very good.
10. I Hope No One Gets Mad About This Cat “Drinking” A Beer
9. Tiny Kitten Meowing
8. Big Fat Bunny Eating A Banana
7. Creeper Cat
6. Bear Walks Like A Human
5. Porcupine Trying To Get Food Out Of A Mug
4. Newborn Baby Deer
3. Hahahahaha Tap Dancing Cat
2. Acting Dog
1. Escaping Baby Panda
You know, I was originally not even going to WATCH the “tapdancing cat” video? This is what I though: “Oh, a cat chasing a flashlight. Hah. Haven’t seen THAT before.” Sarcastic, obviously. But then for some reason I did watch it, and OH MY GOODNESS is that a good video of a cat chasing a flashlight! Possibly the best one I’ve ever seen. Great job, flashlight cat. You aren’t number one, but you’re certainly number one of your genre. Escaping panda, I know we’ve never met, but you have to believe me when I say that I am in love with you. You fat little pea. I want to keep you in my home forever and never let you escape until you grow large and murder me. Acting dog, HOW DO YOU DO IT? What are you? Are you an alien in a dog body? Like in Men In Black, sort of? However you do it, I love it, keep doing it. I can’t believe how beautiful that baby deer is. I don’t care that’s it’s not doing anything other than existing, IT IS INCREDIBLE! It doesn’t need to do anything and besides it can’t because it’s a dumb baby and also a deer. I don’t think there’s anyone else I need to mention specifically. Congratulations to all the winners, you’re all great. Better luck next time to all the losers. And I wish I could own that fat bunny.
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After that new born deer, nothing in my life seems to matter anymore. I could die now and be happy
Agreed. And the fact that baby deer also have spots! How much more perfection do they need? Ridiculous!
“I Hope No One Gets Mad About This Cat “Drinking” A Beer”
I don’t think anyone will get mad, as Miller Lite is not really for human consumption anyway.
Also, shouldn’t it read:
I Hope No One Gets Mad About This Cat “Drinking” A “Beer”
???????
The ladyblog posed the question on facebook, “Would you rather drink one cup of human pee and lick one human turd; or have miller lite be the only thing (other than water) that you can drink for the rest of your life?” The answer was a unanimous pee and turd.
My roomate’s cat would knock over bottles of beer and lap the puddles off the floor. Her favorites were Coronas…but really she’d drink anything.
“My name is Eli and I’m a Meowcoholic”
ACTING DOG IS FAKE. That’s what I think. it looks like the dog’s features are being digitally manipulated, especially on the ‘surprised’ face.
“Gotcha again!” -Andy Serkis
Correction: It starts getting suspect on the surprised face, but the cross-eyed face is the one I meant, because the pupils don’t move yet the eye sockets are scrunched in towards the dog’s muzzle.
Creeper Cat is one of the most gif-worthy entries this week.
Either the Panda is no longer an endangered species, or these are the same 4 pandas in all 380,000 YouTube Panda videos.
Walking bear? Nope. Chuck Testa.
“You fat little pea. I want to keep you in my home forever and never let you escape until you grow large and murder me.”
Big fan of these sentences. TPZ: Very Funny.
fat little pea is my favourite hahaha
Dear China, BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR PANDAS!!!
Some of these videos could use some more judicious editing. Like, porcupine trying to eat out of a mug could easily be #1 if it were two minutes shorter. The filmers just don’t know how much of a good thing is too much.
*Spoiler Alert*
If creeper cat did not end with him jumping on the bed, I don’t know what I would have done. The suspense was killing me!
There seem to be a lot of foreign accents/ languages in these videos. So now we’re outsourcing our adorable video production? Thanks a lot, Obama.
THAT is one fat fucking bunny.
Some translations:
“We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land”– Tiny Kitten
“Mom? Mom? Mom?”–adorable newborn deer
I don’t understand why the standing bear isn’t #1. I mean, a thing that could kill you by looking at you funny and it thinks it’s people? Why is that not winning all the cute Oscars?
My friend has a new bunny! He’s really friendly and just hangs out with you and licks you and has naps and you can play with his ears and he is perfect. I am in the BEST mood.
That beer drinking cat is fucking chill. What a dude!