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I know looking at the picture of this animatronic baby is not really something that anyone wants to do. BELIEVE ME. Not only because it looks like a scary robot, but also because it kind of looks like a skeleton? And that’s not nice to think about. And then also because of the cloth it’s on, as if it choose that cloth for itself because that’s what it LIKES. “GET ME MY CLOTH.” I get that it’s not pleasant. But uh, HEAR ME OUT, I think I might think that it’s cute anyway? I know that’s ridiculous. And there have been more than a few times in my life when I’ve pointed something out and said, “awww, look at that” and whoever was around to hear me would look at it and say, “that is disgusting, no, that is not cute,” because it was, like, a baby barfing or whatever, but I think you might be able to see my side on this one? Just open your mind. Is it open?
Hahah, no? You don’t see my side? DID YOU SEE THE WAY IT MOVES, THOUGH? Like a real baby. And if you just ignore how scary it looks, you can imagine that it’s just a helpless baby who needs you to take care of it. No? You just think it’s scary? Because of 100% of everything about it? Well, FINE. We’ll see who has the last laugh when it comes to life and murders everyone except for me. #seeyouinhell (Via TheDailyWhat.)
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I would have liked to see it before the vultures got to it, but I guess that was still ok. Carrion.
Nice comment, my wayward son, but there’ll be puns when you are gone.
I sense there’s something in the wind, that seems like tragedy’s at hand. And though I’d like to stand by him, can’t shake this feeling that I have. The worst is just around the bend…
Nightmare fuel nightmare fuel nightmare fuel.
If you think your human friends post too many photos of their babies on facebook, just wait until your computer can post its own baby’s photos on facebook.
“1001110100110001001000 computed his first algorithm today!”
STFU Robot Overlords
I’ve never been so amused and terrified at the same time.
Also, I’m now considering getting my tubes tied, so thanks for that Kel.
who needs the purity bear when you can just show teens this?
It should team up with this for the “Good Dog, Carl” reboot:
I really liked him in his role as “The Creepy Bloody Screaming Fetus Thing From the Weird Death Dream Sequence” in the last Harry Potter movie.
You mean Voldebortion?
This gives me an excuse to buy one of those adorbs Skynet onesies.
“Hasta La Vista, Baby.”
It’s 2012 Jeb. Baby robots only understand “Hasta la Windows 7″ now.
This is in direct violation of Asimov’s first rule of robotics, which explicitly states ” A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, nor make a boom-boom in its nappy.”
This isn’t terribly advanced animatronics, considering an actual human baby moves around basically in a mostly identical fashion to the tiny velociraptor hatchling in Jurassic Park, circa 1993. Does it make me a huge
nerdloser by pointing that out?My Daddy instincts are going off like mad. Someone pick up the robot baby. I’m serious, please, someone pick up the robot baby. For the Love of GOD PICK UP THE ROBOT BABY!
And all I got was an egg in high school.
Poor little Eggbert.
Not as cute as
Someone needs to put skin on that poor baby.
It’s your turn to change its battery.
Odd way for Kelly to come out as a baby skinner.
Is that baby saying “By Your Command”?