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You might watch this video of Kaylee blowing out her birthday (I assume) candle and think, “Hey, Kaylee? Maybe you should relax a bit.” Continuing to yourself as if you’re having a dialoge, you’d think, “Kaylee, what you’re doing is clearly not working and it looks like you’re going to pass out. You should forget about it. Just forget about the candle and move on. Kaylee? Are you listening?” She won’t be listening because she is a video and you are in your own head, but still you’ll be like, “Kaylee, listen. I’m older than you and I know how these things work. You try and try and try and everybody watching you can see that you’re getting nowhere, but for some reason you can’t really perceive that yourself. Blind, failing ambition. The failures will help you grow, but the feeling of having wasted so much of your time will stick with you and weigh you down. Kaylee. So, just, my goodness. Just please stop trying to blow out– JUST STOP IT!” But she won’t stop.
And then you’ll find out that all along Kaylee was the one teaching YOU a lesson. (Via Rats Off!)
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This is such a fitting metaphor to my never ending quest to get into the Monster’s Ball.
Be careful, man. Once you get into the Ball, it’s not enough to have done it. You start to worry that you haven’t made it enough times. And then it starts to bother you that you’ve made it but have never been #1. Then you start to wonder why Gabe never gives you EC, or what the hell you have to do to beat out lawblog for the caption contest. Soon you’re chasing the EGOT dragon, and she’ll leave you a burnt out husk of what you once were.
“Derice, getting into the Monster’s Ball is a wonderful thing. But if you’re not enough outside of it, you’ll never be enough in it.” -John Candy, Cool Runnings.
True story: I went out drinking with R2 the other night. I don’t really remember what happened but I woke up the next morning naked in a tub of ice with a pain in my side. I got out of the tub and saw that someone had scrawled on the wall, in blood, “congratulations, lawblog… YOU EARNED IT”
Related: I just got my Secret Santa gift from R2. Thanks, R2!
True Story.
True Story.
“*singing* Truuuuuuuuue Stoooooory.” — Jon, Real World 2.
Actually this would only be a fitting metaphor if you had already made it to the MB. Let´s say, you are still hoping that some day this might be a fitting metaphor.
Kaylee in the Wind 2012
That does not look like a birthday candle, it looks like a candle you would use as a centerpiece, why do they want her to blow out the centerpiece?
This is good training for a job in a dynamite factory.
More Wind.
This may be the most inspirational thing I have seen since “If you Believe in Yourself, You Will Know How to Ride a Bike”
I’m not very good at blowing things either.
…………wait.
Oh I hear I’m quite good at blowing. I could teach you…
………………wait.
It sounds like one of you sucks pretty hard but the other one is really good at passing wind…
………………. wait
Double entendre…
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you guys know this is a post about a 5-year old, right?
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Yeah, that’s why I refrained from posting my original joke which involved HER being not very good at blowing things, because I know how this community works.
Why are they speaking to her like she’s a dog?
Git it! Git it, Kaylee! Come on girl! Git it!
Ty Barnes’s next commercial in the making. Blow! Get it! Blow! Get it!
This is the last time we buy a cake from Sisyphus’ Bakery.**
** Thank you in advance for your upvotes, Classical Studies majors.
That was a very bould joke you made.
Christopher Columbus had that, apparently
They should try a trick candle on her next.
the burning candle is Obama and the little girl is the GOP candidates. this is just brilliant political commentary.