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There are few dramatic contests more wrought with emotional weight and power than the Annual Puppy Bowl. It is the eternal struggle between light and dark, life and death, napping and pooping. Each year a new crop of noble warriors takes the gridiron for a rousing spectacle of incredible athleticism and adorablism. We old dogs will watch from the sidelines, captivated by the proverbial WAR taking place on our screens, entering into the rush and flow of the age old tradition that is sport and competition, redefined by it, drawn into relief by it, just as our ancestors were. JUST KIDDING. None of that stuff even makes SENSE. It’s the PUPPY BOWL! It’s time 2 watch some WONDERFUL PUPPIES! This year’s crop looks particularly CUTE. There is a dog named FUMBLE! Although I have a feeling that Eurika and Brandy are going to be going head-to-TAIL for the title of Most Valuable Puppy. LET’S GET READY TO PUPPIEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
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LEROY BROWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad, bad Leroy Brown, use the wee wee pad next time
He’s so bad I bet he gets called for Unnecessary Ruff-Ruff-Ruffness at least 5 times.
Oh. My. God. Fonzi. FONZI. YOU HAVE MY AXE AND MY BOW AND WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT BECAUSE YOUR FACE.
How am I not getting every single upvote? LOOK AT HIS FACE.
Jumped the shark. :-/
Booooooo! TOO OBVIOUS.
Do we know which contestant has the Chuck Norris endorsement?
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Yeah, well, the Internet puts out thousands of Star Wars jokes every single day too. Don’t see anyone complaining about that.
BOOOOO!
R2D2, Esq: The Tracy Morgan of the Puppy Bowl
“if my son told me he wanted to be in the Puppy Bowl he better come home and talk to me like a man.”
-R2D2, Esq
Look into Fumble’s eyes and tell him you don’t love him. You heartless jerk!
Gracie for MVC!
Which brings me to my new game, Puppy Bowl contestants or characters on Downton Abbey
Good ol’ Scraps Crowley.
Matthew Growly
“If I was on that 5 yard line with my team, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of stiff-paws in that rush and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land in the end-zone safely, don’t worry.’” – Marky Bark
I can already tell Friday is going to be absolutely worthless during the game.
You had me at Abilene.
OMG Augusta and Calvin FTW!!! All puppies everywhere 4eva!!!!
“Hey, did you hear about this puppy bowl? I heard the QB Tebowow’d in the end zone.” -Lay Jeno
The real winner of Puppy Bowl VIII? Me.
Anthony looks pretty chill but I bet he’s an “animal” on the field. I’ll show myself out.
Abilene for MVP (the P means ‘puppy’).
Calvin’s expression (or just his natural face?) is ridiculous.
Fumble has an unfortunate name, considering how ready for the Puppy Bowl Fumble looks (or ready for a treat, I can’t tell).
Joni has no idea what Joni is doing there.
Leroy Brown. I read the name earlier in the comments, and now that I’m looking at him, I understand the excitement.
Lucie and Malie look like ringers. Are we sure they’re not full-grown dogs?
Impressive, Puppy Bowl VIII. Most impressive.
Like Springsteen, The Who and (Artist currently known as) Prince before him, I believe that Maru should perform at the Kitty Halftime Show – his box slide alone should be a friendly reminder of the Boss’ enthusiastic slide into the camera in 09 – also, KITTENS!
I will support any opportunity to get Maru in front of my eyes.
HOLY SHIT THAT DOG HAS HETEROCHROMEA I WANT IT!!!!
Is there a reason that puppy owners don’t touch the second half of the alphabet when naming their dogs? Is alphabetical priority an important factor for winning puppy competitions?
Though I guess this does explain how Aaaaaa won last year’s championship.
My money is on Eurika.
I literally just came here for the PUPPY BOWL STARTING LINE UP. OH MY GOD.
I’m sorry, but I am torn between Team Ronnie and Team Tattoo.
Ronnie looks like he’s seen some serious stuff in his puppy life.
No Boston Terriers?
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PKvPC.jpg[/IMG]
or
http://imgur.com/PKvPC
or
just picture a Boston Terrier looking appropriately indignant.