Let me begin by saying that both of these kids are the best. No duh. We’re both looking at the same picture right now and it is very clear that both of them are absolutely hands-down THE BEST. But for the purposes of this blog post, and also just the purposes of life and how life has to work, so sorry, there can only be one the best. And we have to make that decision right now. On the one hand we have the piano prodigy, a seven-year-old named Adrian Romoff. He also seems to be a bit of a science prodigy — at least he THINKS he’s a science prodigy, IDK, he seems a bit full of it — but I’d ask you not to take that into consideration in this particular judgment. He recently played Carnegie Hall and he has a lot to say about everything and is adorable and also a tiny jerk, which makes him even more adorable. On the other hand we have eight-year-old Juliet, who performs her first hardcore song and completely nails it. We know less about her because, unlike with Adrian, there is no interview portion. One thing we do, know, is that she loves her dog Robert, and that she is an incredible hardcore talent. Truly a battle of greats, so please take a moment and judge for yourselves.
BOTH INCREDIBLE! At this point, I cannot decide. I love them both for MUCH different reasons. I love Juliet because she is super cool, and I love Adrian because he is a super nerd. I love Adrian because he is incredibly talented, and I love Juliet because all she needs to do is scream in a baby voice. This is maybe one of the hardest decisions you’ll ever have to make in your life, SO WHAT’LL IT BE!!??! (Thanks for the tips, teacherman and davidcxr!)