What is that? WHAT IS THAT? Why isn’t anyone PROTECTING ME? I’ve got to be out here on my own? THE SHIT IS THIS, WHO SIGNED ME UP FOR THIS, IT’S NOT COOL TO SIGN PEOPLE UP FOR STUFF THAT THEY DON’T WANT TO BE SIGNED UP FOR, YOU MIGHT THINK IT’S FUNNY BUT I AM TELLING YOU NOW THAT IT IS NOT FUNNY. Now feed me. Now feed me again. I don’t care if you just fed me, feed me. Now I’m going to sleep. (Via BuzzFeed.)
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“Yo pops, let me poop in private, k?”
Cut-off jorts – an American classic.
I have to think the father is also shirtless and wearing a trucker hat, possibly backward.
I have a feeling puberty is going to be rough on that kid.
I apologize for taking up blog space with this, but just wanted to let the record show that Gabe was mentioned this morning for an unprecedented 3rd time in the last six months and an unprecedented 2nd time in the last week in the free paper distributed to train-goers. It was regarding his appearance in the recent “Real Estate” video. Gabe must be the barber to the press, because he is CLIPPING it.
Does this mean Gabe gets lasagna again? That lucky duck!
Also, does this mean VG everywhere has launched Phase 2: Stealth Takeover mode?
This means everyone gets lasagna. Send me your fax numbers!
That’s the best Marty Feldman impersonation I’ve seen in a while.
“What the fuuuuuuuccccck?” – This baby on Modern Family
That’s how I look everytime my computer makes that noise.
That baby’s reaction is basically the human equivalent of the spinning rainbow wheel.
My coworkers are as confused as this baby. Headphones…up?
Every time I see that a video features a baby I’m like, “Uggghhhh, BABIES, who needs ‘em,” but I’m almost always pleasantly surprised. As I was with this baby video. A+ would watch again.
God damn it — give Andy Serkis an Oscar already!
Newborns scare the hell out of me.