Here we are, everyone. The night of the 2012 Golden Globes, hosted by Ricky Gervais. OH, WHAT A NIGHT! Remember last year when the thought that Ricky Gervais was hosting the Golden Globes was actually an exciting thing that maybe could’ve made the event a whole lot more bearable? Weird! Now look where we are! What a difference a year makes, especially when you are a jerk who is constantly given platforms to never shut up about it. Oh well. We’re still going to enjoy our night, RIGHT?! Watching the Golden Globes together?! Something we and the Hollywood stars dream about all year long?! LIKE THE FAMILY WE ARE? YES! So please, first, refresh your memory on the nominees and remember that every time Bridesmaids doesn’t win, a woman is made to feel less-than by a man. And second, please join me and each other in the comments for some Golden Globes HANG TIME! I hope you have your fancy clothes on! LET’S GET THIS IMPORTANT HOLLYWOOD AWARD CEREMONY PARTY STARTED!

Comments (461)
  1. So, Clooney gets to do dick jokes but these no names have to hurry. Kind of a lame prank, gotsta say.

  2. YOU GUYS WE DID IT.

  3. Congratulations to all of us. I can’t believe we all just watched that.

  4. That was fun! Now everyone go back to thinking about “the resection” !

  5. I’m going to go back to my usual Sunday night stuff now…

    Great job everyone!

  6. I missed my opportunity earlier, so I’ll just say it now:

    Nicole Kidman looked like an evil Barbie doll.

  7. This many comments, and no one is worried about the fact that we still haven’t gotten pizza?

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