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HEY GIRRRRRRRRRRRRL! How are you? Are you still on that crazy diet? Girl. You know that diet’s just gonna leave you tired, plus it seems really unhealthy. And don’t you think you’ll be right in the same place you were before, once you go back to eating normally? Girl, you’re beautiful. I don’t know why you think you have to jump through all these crazy hoops. Speaking of jumping, don’t you wish you could microwave all of your shoes and your socks? UGH, I KNOW! I’m so sick of coming home after a long day of work, feet feeling terrible after being in THESE all day, and not having anything microwavable to wear around the house. It’s like whoever is in charge of creating shoes and socks doesn’t even know how feet work. Uhh hello, MR. SHOESANDSOCKS, some of us would like to RELAX for once. Some of us can feel. And now girls, hold onto your purse because our eyelash wishes have been granted by the creators of HOT BOOTIES!
It’s like a spa, right in your filthy microwave. BUT CAN YOU WEAR THEM TO BED WORK? (Via BuzzFeed.)
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Whew! For a moment there, I thought they were ONLY for ladies!
Mmmmm I can heat up my booties right next to my Hot Pocket Breakfast pocket so that my feet are crispy crunchy tender flakey while I vomit into my Jeff Dunham signed toilet.
Whatever, just slip your feet into a pair of Hotpockets and shut up!
Well that was one Hotpocket Spider Boner right there
Spider boners will NEVER not have my upvote.
Hotpockets will NEVER not have my upvote. My girlfriend brought home hot pockets that have pasta INSIDE THEM the other day. Have you guys seen this? It’s nuts.
What?! What?! I want! Does this really exist or are you fucking with my emotions? Because later this month, my family will be leaving for 3 weeks, and if you’re telling the truth, I just planned ALL OF MY MEALS.
Limited Edition only. I don’t know if I’m ever going to open them.
They don’t sell them here! I just looked, and they are not available in my area! I will hunt these fucking things down, no matter what I have to do. They also have limited edition Hawaiian Pizza Hot Pockets now, so I might have to get some of those, too.
It’s all good, we both went for the obvious joke.
If it was so obvious, how come these shoes aren’t called “Hot Pocketboots”? Answer me that one, ad wizards!
Because they’re not boots. I’m guessing your last name is neither Funk nor Wagnall. DICTIONARY BURN!
No, my real last name is Britannica, and I don’t know about boots FINE but I can tell you anything about everything, provided it starts with a W or X or Y or Z.
Dictionary Burn? What is this, 1930′s Germany? Ahhhh!? Wocka! Wocka!
The slipper revolution will be televised.
Perfect for those of us who have microwaves next to our beds, like normal, rational, right-thinking individuals.
Well when you live in Manhattan and only have a 78-square foot apartment, you sleep next to EVERYTHING. Everything except your TV, that is. Because you don’t even own one.
There should be some kind of warning stating you this product is not affiliated with the website hotbooties.com. Just saying.
Unrelated but if you’re looking to book a trip to Penis Land and go to Penisland.com, you are going to be sorely disappointed. But you may find a pen you like.
A friend told me ha ha I mean how would I have accidentally stumbled on the Pen Island website ha ha it doesn’t even ha ha ha
One upvote isn’t enough for that comment.
Yes! I have a microwaveable scarf that will be perfect with my new booties.
I’m not joking, I want these so fucking bad.
I always wondered what the slipper button, next to the popcorn button, on microwave was for? Now I know.
I always wondered what the rest of the buttons were for. Nothing, that’s what.
Be met with stunned silence when you tell your friends and coworkers about how good it feels to stick your feet in hot booties!
I see that they come in Pink and Purple, but do they come in womens colors? For… my girlfriend… You can’t meet her though… Why? Well, she is off… living in the Amazon… Helping aborigines… What? Australia? Yes that’s what I said, the Australian Aborigines. No that’s what I said. Oh fuck it, this joke has gone on far too long for what will be so little pay off.
This is definitely gonig to be on my mom’s next Christmas list and she’s definitely not going to understand what’s so funny about her wanting some Hot Booties.
Big Sean was excited about Hot Booties too until he found out they were for ya feets
Because you know what’s really pleasant? Sweaty feet.
Finally! Someone stepped up their foot therapy game!
Can’t I just microwave the slipers I already own? Or do the terrorists win if I do that.
Heh… he said “booty bag.”