Remember CougarLife.com? Your dating site? Where you met your wife/husband? Based on your own personal and extensive experience with the site, you know that it’s the premiere on-line resource for older women who want to date younger men and vice versa. But you probably don’t know the WHOLE story. Well, in this real news interview–that is definitely real and seems very legitimate because wait until you see how real the journalist looks and how much where they are conducting the interview definitely seems like totally normal news that is almost TOO normal it’s so much like a real interview–CougarLife creator Claudia Opdenkelder tells us a little bit about the site’s origins and
which demon from hell she hired to do her make up to describe a dating world that we are all a little too familiar with (and so happy to not be a part of anymore, now that we are married, thanks CougarLife!):
She’s not a 40-year-old scouring the bar for younger men in her ’80s gear so she wanted to change that around because a lot of women are tired of older guys with their ego problems and their divorce (tell us about it) and all the good ones are taken anyway so what they really want is a (bad one?) 18-year-old at his sexual peak who doesn’t have any
life experience whatsoever baggage to worry about having to pay for everything while he’s busy figuring out his path in life and he is “new to the scene” (yuck, barf, yuck) and so it just works out. It just works out, indeed. I think the best part about CougarLife, besides its name and everything it stands for and also the woman who founded it and the vibe it gives off and its web advertising is just how much self-respect everyone who is a part of it definitely has.
CONGRATS, OLDER LADIES AND YOUNG MEN, LOVE COMES IN ALL SHAPES, SIZES, COLORS AND AGES, AND YOU ARE IN LOVE NOW AND IT’S WONDERFUL. (Thanks for the tip, Jeremy.)