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When you think back on this time last year, and all of the movies that you either knew were coming out or didn’t even know where coming out in 2011 and then about how now all of the movies of 2011 are already out and we know everything there is to know about them (except which of them will win this year’s MOONMAN) it’s pretty neat to imagine all of the mysteries that this NEW year is going to hold. Ooooooooh. (I’m in collegggggggggge.) Let’s talk about the trailers for some of these mysteries!
Upside Down
You know how sometimes you see a trailer for a movie and you’re like, this seems like a neat idea for a movie and I would see a movie kind of like this maybe even almost exactly like this, but probably not this? Yeah.
Thin Ice
Ew. I like all of these actors and I’m sure this is well written or something, but movies in which down on their luck people get into even worse situations and are “punished” by “the Universe” for their momentary lapses in judgement never appeal to me. And/or this is an “archly-comic” look at someone who actually is actually a thief and murderer, which also doesn’t appeal to me. So, either way. What is this movie called, anyway, Fargo 2?
Return
Linda Cardellini! Stirring Post War Traumatic Stress Syndrome Drama! OK!
Silent House
Wait, is it the silence that kills her? Or is it THE MONSTERS? Come on, trailer, get your story straight. P.S. Elisabeth Olsen is very easy to look at and I hope she pees herself in all of her movies.
Bel Ami
Team No Thanks.
Prometheus
Whoa. This movie has been gossiped about for awhile in Nerd Town (the Internet) but it never really meant anything to me either way. Like, I enjoy the Alien series, and Ridley Scott has made plenty of good movies, but I’m also an adult with other things on my mind, and Ridley Scott is an Advanced Adult who might have lost his touch and all in all the jury wasn’t out because the jury hadn’t even been called in, but this trailer looks UH REAL GOOD. Let’s go see it now, can we see it now? What are you doing Saturday? Let’s see this.
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Brammmmmmmm. Prometheussssssss! Brammmmmm. So excited. Brammmmmmm.
Uh Gabe, the MTV movie award is known as the Golden Popcorn award not the moonman. Ugh yuck to me for knowing this,
Robert Pattison plays a penisless soldier? Interesting.
Upside Down – when only the most heavy-handed metaphor will do. #hollywoodtaglines
What I don’t get is if each world has its own source of gravity then who decided what is the Up world and what is the Down world? Each world has its own up and down! They have to look up to see each other! If they trip they each will fall down onto their respective grounds! Fuck this!
Yup. As far as each side is concerned, the other world would always be Up. But I guess sometimes you have to suspend your disb – *gunshot*
I heard that everyone in the upside down world were built the opposite way because their noses run and their feet smell.**
**This comment was written at the suggestion of FLW’s 6-year-old cousin.
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It just seems like these two worlds movies are just bringing the two worlds closer and closer…soon they won’t even be able to stand up.
Prometheus – In space…. everyone dies in a horrific manner. #hollywoodtaglines
Silent House – everyone dies in a kind of noisy house.
“This door is magically unbreakable!”
˙ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ǝq oʇ buıob sı 2102 ʇɐɥʍ sı uʍop ǝpısdn buıǝq
ʎɹɹos ɯ,ı ˙oʇxǝʇ ɐuuop
“the perfect date movie!” – mary jane watson of The Daily Bugle
SLURP!
punoɹ ʎɐʍ buoɹʍ ǝɥʇ sǝɹnʇɔıd ɹıǝɥʇ buıʇʇǝb ǝןdoǝd ʍoןǝq uʍop ןɐɔıdʎʇ
¡pǝxıɟ
looking forward to the nerds who will upload an upside-down edit of Upside Down sometime around August 2012.
Quick question: How do they know which world is upside down?
how do you know which side is the wrong side of the tracks?
Minorities.Apparently you don’t have to be moving to have motion sickness. That upside down trailer made me vomit.
I dunno, I doubt Prometheus is going to be as good as the last movie about Prometheus I saw…
http://youtu.be/bcReu_d9h4o