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One of my favorite games to play is the game where you point at strangers and tell whoever is with you which celebrity that stranger looks like. It’s kind of like the game that Gabe said he liked to play the other day where you cast you and your friends’ biopics, except it’s not really like that and you’re doing it for strangers. (Except for when you include the part of this game where you point at people and tell your friends, “That person looks like you.”) (Which always gets you into trouble for some reason?) (Do people just not know what they look like?) (Like, if you’re tall and skinny and have a regular haircut, you’re GOING to look like every single tall and skinny person with a regular haircut that I point at.) (SRY.) Anyway, it’s a great game because for some reason it’s rare that anyone ever seems to agree on which celebrities people look like. Last night, for instance, I saw a man who looked exactly like Dr. Drew and I pointed him out and said, “Look, it’s Dr. Drew,” and my friend was like, “What?” And I was like, “You know?” And my friend said, “That just looks like a normal man with glasses.” FUN! It was almost as fun in the moment as it was in the retelling of the moment. Anyway, this woman looks like Angelina Jolie. You can’t disagree with it because it is a fact. And she’s building an acting career on it somehow? Even though a woman who looks like Angelina Jolie already exists? And it’s the REAL Angelina Jolie? Don’t ask questions.
Yep! She looks like her! That lady looks like Angelina Jolie! YES SHE DOES! (Via BuzzFeed.)
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We have found our star for the Hackers remake!
But only after she sells all of her hair,
Remind me not to buy her a comb or sell my watch.
This reminds me of that guy who built his acting career looking just like Ryan Reynolds:
“You were great in that movie ‘Driver’, Ryan Reynolds!”
“You know who you look like?” never ends well. I really hate people who play that game because unless you look like Ryan Gosling or something the comparison is never going to be flattering and will only serve to make you feel bad.
Who wins in this game? I think we haven’t fully explored the option of, I don’t know, just keeping it to yourself?
You look like Peter Sellers.
You look like one of the guys from Avatar if they had a red hat.
You look like a dragon pooping out a muscular Jew.
Hannukah may be over, but Dreidl spinning is 3evr.
You look like asphyxiated Santa.
In real life I regularly have friends compare me to one of two people: Orlando Bloom, and Abraham Lincoln. I take comfort knowing that I fall somewhere between one of the sexiest men alive, and the ugliest man every in US History.
On the upside, you freed the slaves; downside, Elizabethtown.
Where are you, Fauxgelina? Get out of there! Sounds like this poor woman is about to be murdered by the videographer and bone collected in a tiny jar full of hair. “Yes, that’s nice. Yes, can you take your hair down. Very nice. You’re very tall aren’t you? I’m sure you will get a job as a lookalike.”
Unhappy face.
I don’t see it.
I am pretty sure all the celebrity lookalikes are friends who hang out together, just like the real celebrities.
Somewhere in Simi Valley right now, Fake Gwyneth is brunching with Fake Jay-Z. The menu includes buttered toast, Tang, and french fries. The setting: the corner table in a beautiful 3-room ranch overlooking a cement abutment.
Now This Lady Can Steal LookALike Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston. The Real Jennifer Aniston.
“Let’s have a look at you…” when said by someone behind the camera (or anyone, really) is always so creepy. You’re a creep, British woman!
Can we play the games of backhanded celebrity lookalike compliments? My mom once told me I would look like Charlize Theron if I dropped a few.
I had a friend who was shocked when I didn’t appreciate a comparison to Neville Longbottom. I might be mistaken but I don’t feel like Neville’s got a good rep as a handsome fellow.
dude, neville is hot now! good compliment
I wish this very handsome man well — mostly because he can sit on his HP money forever and live a normal life and bc of all the crazy stuff they did to hide his hotness may allow him some normalcy.
But then also… HOLY CRAP NEVILLE!!!
He looks like a younger, more handicapped Clive Owens.
“Huh. Your mom kind of looks like Louie Anderson.” #howtopissoffafriendandhismom
The wife of my father’s friend told me that I look like Paul Giamatti. She is a horrible bitch.
Yes, it’s rough being compared to a famous ugly person but imagine how Paul Giamatti is going to feel when he reads this?
He’ll have to dry his eyes on his Hollywood movie star money.
I once told a boyfriend’s relative that they looked like Tom Arnold and they ordered me out of their house, but HE REALLY LOOKED LIKE HIM!
“You could look like Philip Seymour Hoffman if you just dropped a few and didn’t breathe so heavy” – me, to someone I don’t like very much.
“You like an ugly Martin Landau” #compliments
I’ve been told I look like Ellen DeGenerous and Sara Gilbert (when she was on Roseanne and before I chopped off my hair). Fellas?
Also I probably spelled Ellen’s last name wrong but I’m too lazy to look it up.
More like, Ladies?
I used to live in a little town where I was the only light-skinned person. They told me I looked like every single white female celebrity. Although to be fair, they do all have pretty similar features and facial structures. And they’re all pretty, so no complaints. It’s just a little unsettling to be told you look like Nicole Kidman, Teri Hatcher, and Anne Hathaway all in the same day.
especially when you’re an old man named fatima.
One who clearly looks like a baby smoking a pipe, at that.
One of my ex-boyfriends told me my dad looks like Kramer. Ergo, “So I guess you look like what Kramer’s daughter would look like.” Oh dear…
“Has anyone ever told you that you look just like Uma Thurman?”
“Yes, I get that a lot.”
“Yeah…she’s like a big praying mantis.”
“Jesus with a better dress sense”
I’ve gotten Skee-lo, Tim Meadows, Lenny Kravitz (a lot) and one time for some reason Richard Pryor (“but like, a YOUNG Pryor! Y’know?” “whut?”).
I’m multiracial, a quarter of which is black, and attended elementary, middle & high school in a predominantly white (white white white) CO mountain town where I was referred to as “y’know, the black kid… He draws…?”, and people were pretty ignorant, only attempting to relate to something different by comparing it to what they’d seen on tv or in pop culture, and then sounding kinda racist when they allowed their thoughts to become words in my face.
Because seriously, none of those men I listed look alike. At all.
Personally, Kravitz was probably the most apt comparison at the time I was getting that, as I did have a big wavy ‘fro for a couple summers and religiously wore aviators (for completely non-Kravitz-related reasons). I got asked, “You know who you look like?” every goddamn day. it was fucking annoying.
You look like a tan Adam West.
Why thank you, Godsauce! You look like Mario!
Van Peebles? Baadasssss!
I’m not saying they were all racist to make those comparisons, or that they didn’t see those celebrities in my face or demeanor or whatever.
Mostly, the town’s general demeanor made it very hard to take anything people said about how I looked seriously at all.
#InsertDaveChapelleAspenSasquatchJokeHere
Better than being a jew and basically either getting Adam Goldberg, Richard Dreyfuss, or Dustin Hoffman. And nobody ever specifies “young Dustin Hoffman” either. Jerks.
To be fair though, jewish men do all look like only those 3 actors.
Jesus christ, I’m extra jewy today.
I think it has something to do with reading this first thing this morning
http://www.tampabay.com/components/video/bark-mitzvahs-popular-by-american-dog-lovers/1365325268001
OY GEVALT! Dogglegangers from Nap City down below, and now ‘BARK’ mitvahs?!
*mitzvahs?!
Seriously, how flawed is that thinking? That a dog could become a man? They can’t! And let’s not even get to the math of when a dog turns 13 in human years.
Now Cat Mitzvahs…there’ssomething I could really get involved in.
Catman Crothers
Young Dustin Hoffman is a REALLY GOOD compliment… from the shiksa who did lose the weight (in case we were keeping count… bc my mom is.)
Actually they all are.
I get Bobby Cannavale all the time.
This is why i’m glad i don’t look like anyone famous/no one famous is ugly.
I prefer to find people’s dogglegangers.
If you do not want to know that you remind me of a Vizsla, we should probably not be friends.
i literally have never been told i look like anyone that i wasn’t related to.
“You look like your brother.” …uhhh…good.
“You look like the combination of your grandpa on your mom’s side and your grandpa on your dad’s side.” “…..you know my grandpas?”
I was once told I look like Hilary Swank in Boys Don’t Cry. I’m male. But the joke apparently never gets old.
Pretty sure the joke’s on her in this case.
Justin Beiber?
I like this model of Angelina Jolie better. Can we upgrade?
The basic problem with “you know who you look like” is that it means you are no longer the original, or the most salient of the multi-yous. We talk about people finding dopplegangers, but this phrasing actually suggests that YOU are the doppleganger of the “real” person, the celebrity. I prefer to flip it into: “such and so commonly-known-person-of-note looks like YOU, ya special individual you.”
“You know who looks like you? Whoopi GOLDBERG.”
Did anybody else check the other Angelina Jolie look-a-like video that youtube suggested? Alotus9? She’s great, but she doesn’t. She really doesn’t. But she does have some interesting theories…
“Btw I want you all to know. There are rumors that one of AJ’s Make-up artist died with unexpected causes, and before he died, he was going to speak up the Aj has a clone. Many say it wasn’t her in the Cannes award. I did research on this. And found out that Angelina Jolie has a masonic Agenda behind her. Like her movie Salt which features her portaying an MK Ultra victim.”
I like this thread because everyone is saying what celebrities people think they look like, and now I have a little mental image of you and I can read your posts in your celebrity voice. Does anyone look like Michael Caine? I do a really good Michael Caine in my head.
I’m always getting Michael Madsen and Tom Sizemore mixed up #girlproblems
I look and sound like Michael Cera. His typecasting has not been good to me…
There’s about 2,000 of these on youtube.
Steve Guttenberg circa Cocoon 2 here