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Last week, McSweeney’s published one of their famous lists that just happens to follow the classic Best New Party Game model: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles. Good thinking, McSweeney’s. Good party game. So, let’s all pour ourselves a glass of egg nog which is definitely our first glass of egg nog of the day and we have not been drinking egg nog all day HAHAHAHHAHAH don’t be ridiculous this is the first one don’t be crazy, and let’s play this game! As always, I will do the honors of going first, because this is my house, and you have to let me win. (See? I know how games work.)
- I Don’t Know How She Does It, Not That I Care
- Too Fast Too Furious. Are You Even Listening?
- Everyone Says I Love You. Must Be Nice!
- I’m Still Here, If That Means Anything To Anyone
- Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead This Time Maybe
- Something’s Gotta Give, You’d Think, But What Do I Know, Right?
This game is fun enough, I guess. BOOM! Just scored two extra points. Your turn.
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Mulholland Drive isn’t the best road to take but what do I know I’ve only lived here all my life
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LOL
8 Heads In a Duffel Bag That Was Clean When I Gave It To You.
There’s Something About Mary, Apparently
While You Were Sleeping, I Helped Your Father Move the Sofa. No, It’s OK, My Back Is Fine.
Love Don’t Cost A Thing. So, Don’t Worry, Really, I Wasn’t Expecting Anything for My Birthday.
No Country for Old Men, but silly me to assume I was still worthy at this age
The Departed just couldn’t WAIT to leave, could they?
Friends With Money Have Problems Just Like the Rest of Us, I’m Sure
You Can Count on Me, if it’s really as rough as you’re making it sound.
CITIZEN Kane, I mean, he has a birth certificate and everything.
Star Skirmish
It’s only one more than two thousand! I mean, not like that’s huge deal, or anything!
The Thing, or whatever?
Like, Lord, or something, of the Rings
Valentine’s Day, not that you’d ever remember.
No You’re Right, It’s A Wonderful Life, I Really Should Shut up
I Don’t Know Who Killed Me, It’s Not Like I Was THERE Or Anything
Breakfast At Tiffany’s, Again
All Hail The Talented Mr. Ripley!
Brokeback Mountain: I Can’t Have Anything Nice, Can I?!
You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger If You Just, You Know, Clean Yourself Up A Bit
Waiting For Guffman. Still.
I know what you did last summer… not impressed.
He’s Just Not That Into You
When are you going to settle down and give me some grandchildren so that my heart isn’t brokeback mountain.
The Empire Strikes Back So Don’t Bother Talking To Them When They’re Like This
“Blood Diamond??? I asked for a Tiffany’s!”
Little Children? Nope, never wanted any, I just have this uterus for decoration
The Iron Lady Pressed Your Shirts Again Today, So You’d Have More Free Time: Maybe You Might Like to Pick Your Brother Up from Soccer Practice Tonight.
The Girl With the Tattoo of a Dragon Eating Her Roommate.
Maybe Just Leave Me a Note Next Time You’re Planning to Be So Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close?
Stop! Or Your Mother WIll Have to Shoot for You, As She’s Been Doing for Almost 28 Years Now.
To Sir, With Love – The Student Whose Name You Keep Forgetting.
Ocean’s Eleven, But Who’s Counting?