Two dudes on a Dutch TV show cooked pieces of each other’s flesh and ate them. I can’t even deal with this. You’re welcome to deal with it if you’d like, but I’m OUTTA here.
This is NOT what I had in mind when I told my wife I was going to give her a Dutch Oven after she falls asleep.
On the plus side, pretty much any decision any of us ever make will seem much better in comparison.
You always make me feel better lilbobbytables!
I’m disappointed in the Danes. I would think this would be a decidedly German thing to do. WWHS? (What Would Hamlet Say?)
I’m not sure that Hamlet is the voice of reason you think he is….
You’re probably right, I apologize Germans.
Hamlet wasn’t from the Netherlands.
Neither are the Danes
Ugh. Me so dumb. I read it as Danes not Dutch. My Scandinavian obsession is becoming blindingly disruptive to my life.
You’re not dumb. We’re just SteveWinwooding you.
Well I was just going to bring green bean casserole to Christmas dinner, but maybe… Nope, still green bean casserole.
Eating human meat is fine, the problem is afterwards you turn into a wendigo.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
The Netherlands: Where Always Sunny in Philadelphia plots come to life.
“Haha this new meat that I have definitely never tried sure tastes great! AS LONG AS THERE ARE NO GAY PEOPLE AROUND, AMIRIGHT!?!?!”
Soylent Green is Dutch people.
Between eating each other and calling Rihanna names, the Dutch are really making some poor decisions this week.
“Doctor Evil, can I eat his yoo-hoo?”
“How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard?”
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