Gabe Liedman’s first Onion News Network video, “Ashton Kutcher Caught Canoodling With Ancient Disc Made Of Pure Evil,” premiered today. And you should go watch it right now because it’s great!

Gabe Liedman’s first Onion News Network video, “Ashton Kutcher Caught Canoodling With Ancient Disc Made Of Pure Evil,” premiered today. And you should go watch it right now because it’s great!
“Soft Gabe” is one of my favorite nicknames.
Huh. I thought Soft Gabe moved away.
My parents told me he went to live on a farm.
I thought Mans took Soft Gabe with him when he and notsewfast went to buy cigarettes. They’re coming back someday, right?
I heard they bought a zoo together.
In this venture, as in all ventures, Soft Gabe has my sword.
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