You’re not gonna see any sympathy coming from me, possibly German guy carrying a million mugs of beer. Nah uh. You know I love you so much and that I’d never want to see anything bad to happen to you, but that is precisely why I’m glad that you had this experience. You have to know your limitations, and now you do. And the important thing to remember is that no one got hurt. We’re all safe and alive at home — just a little wiser and a little more cautious. And next time (at least I hope) you’ll know not to carry a million mugs of beer. Maybe try half that many? If the people videotaping you are your true friends, they won’t mind anyway. I promise. (Via Abroath.)






























Why are you laughing?! You just spilled four hundred gallons of beer, you idiot! There is no world in which that is funny.
This is arguably the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
I do not like this result

Now that is how you celebrate Droptoberfest.
I feel like right now, somewhere, there is an electronic music festival promoter who read this and went “Booya!”
This video just seems so incomplete without polka music playing in the background.
Man, and I was really looking forward to that beer that comes with extra beard in it.
His Lederhosen remained intact at least
I think he had too many hops in his walk.
He was barley hanging on anyhow.
At yeast he tried.
Woof. Sorry.
I laughed for what it’s wort.
i barreled over!
I like how he didn’t really care, he was like, yep, tried, didn’t work, so?
“Why didn’t you just have make the trial run with water?!”
-All you drunks out there
He should have used Lite Beer.
That’s the second unmanly comment you made today
What was the first?
pose for this picture
this would’ve been better without the talking in the end. just groaning, huffing, and bearded men chanting hub hub hub.
“Party Foul! Now you have to lick it up!” – my gross, drunk friends.
I know I’m not supposed to cry over spilled milk, but what about spilled beer?