Out of all the ways to end a day, you could do worse than this. For example, you could have gotten some bad news, or come into contact with peanuts (if you have a peanut allergy), or learned you were adopted and that’s why your parents both have blue eyes and you have brown eyes but you never really thought that much about it but now you have a lot of issues to sort out, or someone could have hurt your feelings, or ignored you when you were trying to tell them something important, or stolen your Nintendo DS Lite out of the front pocket of your backpack. But no! Today we end the day with some funny jokes. NOT SO BAD! (Louis C.K.’s new special will be available for $5 on louisck.biz on December 10th.)
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Is he really latino? saw that little number on your precious “huffington post” today
This guy’s pretty funny. Hope he makes it, comedy is a brutal industry.
You’re the best Louis C.K.! When is your show coming back? Do you read Videogum?!?
And where do you get your ideas?
I wish I knew how giraffes actually had sex? Asking for a friend…
sort of
they tie their necks in a knot and then the lady giraffe is pregnant.
A) I don’t know why this is an “outtake,” usually you have to fuck up or giggle incessantly (and then some a producer walks in to try to restore order and the other actors say “come on, let’s just do this one” and then it starts again and one actor starts laughing and the other one tries to power through it and the other one tries to not laugh but eventually ruins the take), and B) this was one of the funniest bits from this past tour.
It’s an “outtake” because it was “taken” “out” of the final cut. Sometimes word origins matter!