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“Is it just me, or are the people in this neighborhood putting up their synchronized Slayer-themed holiday floodlight shows earlier and earlier each year?” That is an example of a question that no one has ever asked. Because these guys are clearly doing things perfectly and right on time. SHOW SOME CHEER, WHY DON’T YOU?
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I bet this will go over way better than the GWAR themed nativity scene I set up last year.
probably closer to what the actual thing looked like than this
Since 2002, I just hope for every nativity scene to be like this:
At 0:01 I was all “haa, who’s this guy” but by 0:50 I was
Just wait until you see my Lou Reed/Metallica-scored Xmas Pageant.
Seems like one of those ideas that sounds intriguing at first, but will probably fall flat and confuse everyone in the execution.
I bet no one will like it
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i just wanted to post that. also to say that lulu was the best worst thing to happen to music this year. so many bloated old man rock egos!
well SHIT. attempt two:
but, you know…DON’T STEAL THEIR MUSIC
Remember when they did “Master of Puppets”? They weren’t wearing Armani then. They’re literally the worst.
i’ve just learned to live with the fact that 80s metallica is a different band from 90s and 00s metallica. they’re not the same people. the whole band was abducted by aliens in 1987 who wanted to learn how to shred on some guitars. the aliens cleverly replaced the whole band with facsimiles- they had simply faked cliff burton’s death when they took him a few years earlier, but they didn’t realize how sad that would make all the little metalheads across the land. the humane answer was to just replace the bands with robots. this is why the first three albums are AMAZING, while every album since has been a pale reflection, sort of the uncanny valley of metal. it’s kind of right, but so, so wrong at the same time.
This guy should just be in charge of all the things.
Whoever this is did a ” This is Halloween” house for Halloween. And I enjoyed it more than an adult probably should enjoy videos of holiday lights.
The Miracle on 42nd St dance duo needs to meet up with these light show people and create the greatest holiday themed video of all time. Give the people what they want!!! GET ON IT, INTERNET!
I just spent 5 minutes imagining that Santa used to have a reindeer named Slayer and there were 20 reindeer. I’m trying to decide if the rhyming reindeer’s name should be Sashyer and if Slayer should have been originally called Sleigher.
Just a little glimpse into Smokey’s pre-work mental warm up.
Maybe there’s a sequel where Rudolph learns the truth about his father.
I imagine Slayer the reindeer would have been right in the middle of the whole “laughing at Rudolph and calling him names” kerfuffle we’ve all heard so much about.
-”Rudolph, you’re so much of a pussy that you thinking ‘headbanging’ is a hairstyle!”
-”Rudolph, when everyone else puts up their lighters for the epic solo in “master of puppets”, YOU can just put up your NOSE!”
-”shut the fuck up, Rudolph!”
things like that.
I really want to like this, but can’t fully commit to the idea when the devil-horn hands only have four digits. The devil is in the details? The devil is in the details.
#nitpickingisthenewblack
Maybe, it was a cartoon’s hand. I’m just being the four fingered devil’s advocate.
Why do these people hate Jesus?
more like Sleigher
I think it’s awesome.
“Remember when Christmas used to be about giving and celebrating Jesus, and not about the Devil’s music?” is Fox News’ new “Remember when Sesame street used to be about sharing, and not about communist propaganda?”
only not even close to as bad because fucking hell so stupid.
YYEESSS!!! FVVVCCKKK!! MOTHERFUCKER YESSS!! KILL EVERYONE NOW!! FVVVCCKKK YEEA!
I have to give the hugest internet commentator props I can to this guy for syncing up the snowman’s mouth. Really good stuff, and quite a daunting task, if I may say so!