Posted on Dec 6th, 2011 by Gabe 15 Comments

Hey! Assholes! If you are going to be rude, try not to be so trite. #LAME (Via TheHighDefinite.)

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Comments (15)
  1. Ian  |   Posted on Dec 6th, 2011

    That video lasted longer than the tv series of the same name

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  2. R2D2, Esq.  |   Posted on Dec 6th, 2011

    That’s actually what my barber says every time I go in for a haircut, only it’s really more of a regular cut. I need to find a new guy.

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  3. explainer guy tries again  |   Posted on Dec 6th, 2011

    “How about this – shut your mouth or I’ll kick your teeth down your throat and I’ll shut it for you. ”

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  4. R2D2, Esq.  |   Posted on Dec 6th, 2011

    Stand Up and Talk: How To Overcome Your Fear of Public Speaking

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    • solid  |   Posted on Dec 6th, 2011

      Take a seat and be quiet, R2.

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      • coffeenow  |   Posted on Dec 6th, 2011

        If you haven’t noticed, R2D2 can’t sit. Plus he has Turrette’s (that’s why he makes those farting noises). How about a little sensitivity, here?

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        • coffeenow  |   Posted on Dec 7th, 2011

          A downvote? See, it was a joke, because R2D2 is a robot, and doens’t have knees, and why would a robot need to sit down, anyway? And a robot with Tourette’s Syndrome is just funny, (not to make fun of people with Tourette’s) because a why would a robot have a physical disability? Plus R2 really does make little farting noises amid the beeps and boops. Who’s to say that’s not robot Tourette’s? I mean, C3PO clearly has an clincial narcisism and an anxiety disorder. Who would program robots like that? Even a long time ago? I like explaining jokes. It makes them funnier.

          Or maybe it was because I misspelled Tourette’s.

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  5. death of speedy  |   Posted on Dec 6th, 2011

    “Shut up and sing!” – a disgruntled Dixie chick fan

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  6. Baby Friday  |   Posted on Dec 6th, 2011

    Sometimes I feel like Gabe is talking directly to me, you know?

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  7. grlwithglasses  |   Posted on Dec 6th, 2011

    So first I sit down, and THEN I shut up?

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  8. billcarter_at_trainertothestars_seekingstars  |   Posted on Dec 6th, 2011

    More like sit down and SHO-NUFF! Am I right?!

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  9. aniktwo  |   Posted on Dec 7th, 2011

    I don’t understand how people make these super-cuts. How many movies do they watch to get these clips? It seems insanely labour intensive.

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