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Russell Brand was on Kimmel last night to promote his role in Adam Sandler’s kid’s movie Bedtime Stories. After Jimmy asked him about his love life, Russell replied “I am profligately giving my love to all that will accept it.” He then went on to drop this bomb on the American people: “The Bible’s quite clear: “Go forth and multiply. It doesn’t say ‘Hey, wear a condom!’” Somebody call the Centers For Disease Control And Prevention, because Russell Brand is going to create his own mutant Long Island Ice Tea of STDs, leave them here, and sail back to Britain! The madness begins at 1:18:
If you see Russell Brand: throw condoms at him!
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ehhh…. fishing. I was expecting a multiple-second bit about how opposed he is to wrapping it up. Mountains? Molehills? Anyone?
You can just look at him and tell he is a perfect storm of STDs.
there’s a foreigner of the year award?
Don’t worry, no one’s accepting it.
so, are we gay, or hipster, or just in between and hilarious because of that. i can’t wait for this guy to go away and leave us with real jokes and comedy from britain, because this certainly sets them back a few dozen years.
so, are we gay, or hipster, or just in between and hilarious because of that. i can’t wait for this guy to go away and leave us with real jokes and comedy from britain, because this certainly sets them back a few dozen years.
Since when is disney allowed to put dialogue in their movies like “sexy like Milli Vanilli”?
I want my Mickey Mouse back.
My favorite part was when he tried to make a joke about crackers and everybody was just like “….” because we don’t really do crackers in America.