AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ALL DOGS GO TO DISCO! What can you even say about this video? Answer: nothing because you’re DEAD! (Via TheWorld’sBestEver.)

Comments (34)
  1. The real star of the video is the host’s hair.

  2. The sad truth is that they’re all really high on cocanine.

  3. Those dogs don’t know how to dress for dog disco, they’re dressed more for dog Christmas party

  4. My heart skipped a beat when he said “We’ll be back with more Dog Disco.”

    So there’s more Dog Disco.

    • djfreshie, this is what it’s like, when doves cry.

      • From now on if I go to a party and there’s no Dog Disco immediately evident, I’m going to ask the host “Which was is the Dog Disco” or “Can you tell me what room the Dog Disco is in?” and when they tell me there’s no Dog Disco, I’m going to say “Oh. Well this is some party.”

    • Dog Disco is 30 minutes of dogs discoing, while some creep host just stares at them thinking about all the other jobs in the world he could have.

      • You say that like it’s not a sweet gig.

        • No, I mean he’s thinking about them like, “Some suckers in the world have to settle for being baristas or investment bankers. I bet they wish they could have this job. I have this job over all the other real shit jobs there are in the world, and it is the best one.”

      • Other jobs he could have:

        Host of “Dog Disco: Nights”
        Haircut Pageant contestant
        Actor: Air Bud 5 “Skateboard Competition Judge #3″

  5. A haiku about Dog Disco:

    What is happening?
    Those dogs are at the disco!
    Well, that just makes sense.

  6. Wait! Waaaaait. There’s more dog disco? I know how I will spend my afternoon (after getting fired for putting off work to watch dog disco)!

  7. #birdie4unnecessarydogdiscoremake

  8. Also, can we talk about the song for a second here? Does anyone know what song that is? AND ALSO why it seems like the entire purpose of the Dog Disco is to hypnotize the dogs in to doing something? Hence, the weird trance-inducing music with the “Do It” chant over top? And the host’s weird hand gestures?

    YOU GUYS I THINK THAT HOST IS TRYING TO GET THE DOGS TO MURDER US ALL UNDER THE GUISE OF DOG DISCO. DO NOT TRUST DOG DISCO. DO NOT GO TO DOG DISCO.

  9. Creepy host man is Tim Conway for 500 points, please.

  10. My dog daycare coworkers’s likely response to this: Ooooo. So cute! I bet so and so and so and so and so and so would make great disco dogs.

    My response to this: These creatures are descended from wolves!! This is humiliating! Where is their dignity!?

  11. This seems more like Dog Dance Party USA to me.

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