AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ALL DOGS GO TO DISCO! What can you even say about this video? Answer: nothing because you’re DEAD! (Via TheWorld’sBestEver.)
The real star of the video is the host’s hair.
The host = Tim Conway
The sad truth is that they’re all really high on cocanine.
quitting blow is ruff.
They seem like they’re on ludes to me. The slow-dancing ones, anyway.
Those dogs don’t know how to dress for dog disco, they’re dressed more for dog Christmas party
what are you talking about? they got the long chains and medallions draped over their hairy chests and everything.
what i’m saying is, they look like some hep, happening cats.
I hate cats
-the dogs at doggie disco
I hate cats
I hate mondays
“This video does not terrify me”
“Hang In there”
-the Cats Standing in a Line outside the Doggie Disco because the Bouncer (Rottweiler) will not let them in
My heart skipped a beat when he said “We’ll be back with more Dog Disco.”
So there’s more Dog Disco.
djfreshie, this is what it’s like, when doves cry.
From now on if I go to a party and there’s no Dog Disco immediately evident, I’m going to ask the host “Which was is the Dog Disco” or “Can you tell me what room the Dog Disco is in?” and when they tell me there’s no Dog Disco, I’m going to say “Oh. Well this is some party.”
Dog Disco is 30 minutes of dogs discoing, while some creep host just stares at them thinking about all the other jobs in the world he could have.
You say that like it’s not a sweet gig.
No, I mean he’s thinking about them like, “Some suckers in the world have to settle for being baristas or investment bankers. I bet they wish they could have this job. I have this job over all the other real shit jobs there are in the world, and it is the best one.”
Other jobs he could have:
Host of “Dog Disco: Nights”
Haircut Pageant contestant
Actor: Air Bud 5 “Skateboard Competition Judge #3″
A haiku about Dog Disco:
What is happening?
Those dogs are at the disco!
Well, that just makes sense.
God, look at those dogs.
So much like my dreams
Could you imagine if that Disco had even more dogs?
Dogs sway side to side
Van McCoy whispers, “Do it”
I press play again
Wait! Waaaaait. There’s more dog disco? I know how I will spend my afternoon (after getting fired for putting off work to watch dog disco)!
disco dogs are no more, but they made a movie about it
Dog Disco 2: Barklectric Boogawoof
Also, can we talk about the song for a second here? Does anyone know what song that is? AND ALSO why it seems like the entire purpose of the Dog Disco is to hypnotize the dogs in to doing something? Hence, the weird trance-inducing music with the “Do It” chant over top? And the host’s weird hand gestures?
YOU GUYS I THINK THAT HOST IS TRYING TO GET THE DOGS TO MURDER US ALL UNDER THE GUISE OF DOG DISCO. DO NOT TRUST DOG DISCO. DO NOT GO TO DOG DISCO.
The first rule of Dog Disco is learn to trust dog disco.
It’s the intro to the hustle – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFz2WkVAk38
my brain shorted out from pure excitement and I thought it was “more, more, more” by The Andrea True Connection.
Creepy host man is Tim Conway for 500 points, please.
My dog daycare coworkers’s likely response to this: Ooooo. So cute! I bet so and so and so and so and so and so would make great disco dogs.
My response to this: These creatures are descended from wolves!! This is humiliating! Where is their dignity!?
This seems more like Dog Dance Party USA to me.
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